{"id":121752,"date":"2025-11-27T23:31:41","date_gmt":"2025-11-27T22:31:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/?p=121752"},"modified":"2025-11-28T13:07:16","modified_gmt":"2025-11-28T12:07:16","slug":"no-thank-you-but","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/no-thank-you-but\/","title":{"rendered":"No, thank you, but ...."},"content":{"rendered":"
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\nI don't real\u00adly need a quilt becau\u00adse I have cen\u00adtral hea\u00adting in my house.
\nPlea\u00adse keep the quilt<\/a> and just send the girl.<\/strong>\n

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PS<\/span>
\nJust in case .... if the girl from the ad abo\u00adve isn't available any longer:
\nReplace her with the one from the fol\u00adlo\u00adwing picture<\/a>
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You aren't hiding that she is a mer\u00admaid<\/a> with a fish tail, are you?
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I don't real\u00adly need a quilt becau\u00adse I have cen\u00adtral hea\u00adting in my hou\u00adse. Plea\u00adse keep the quilt and just send the girl. PS<\/span> Just in case .... if the girl from the ad abo\u00adve isn't available any lon\u00adger: Replace her with the one from the fol\u00adlo\u00adwing pic\u00adtu\u00adre You aren't hiding that she is a mermaid [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":561,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6806],"tags":[8194],"class_list":["post-121752","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-absurditaeten","tag-satire-zum-black-friday"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121752","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/561"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=121752"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121752\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":121776,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121752\/revisions\/121776"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=121752"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=121752"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=121752"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}