{"id":4381,"date":"2008-08-14T16:01:09","date_gmt":"2008-08-14T14:01:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/weblog\/wordpress\/?p=4381"},"modified":"2022-01-09T22:24:18","modified_gmt":"2022-01-09T21:24:18","slug":"kindermund","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/kindermund\/","title":{"rendered":"Kindermund ...."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Zwei klei\u00adne M\u00e4d\u00adchen, so um die 4 Jah\u00adre alt ste\u00adhen am Zaun hin\u00adter dem der Hund sich schon 'mal auf den R\u00fccken gelegt hat - sie erwar\u00adtet \"Strei\u00adchel\u00adein\u00adhei\u00adten\", die bekommt sie von Kin\u00addern fast immer&nbsp;....<br>\nM\u00e4d\u00adchen 1 zu M\u00e4d\u00adchen&nbsp;2:<br>\n<em>\"Der Hund ist krank!\"<\/em><br>\nM\u00e4d\u00adchen 2 zu M\u00e4d\u00adchen&nbsp;1:<br>\n<em>\"War\u00aduh\u00aduhum?\"<\/em><br>\nM\u00e4d\u00adchen 1 zu M\u00e4d\u00adchen&nbsp;2:<br>\n<em>\"Er hat lau\u00adter Pickel aufm Bauch&nbsp;..\"<\/em><br>\nM\u00e4d\u00adchen 2 zu M\u00e4d\u00adchen&nbsp;1:<br>\n<em>\"Woho\u00adho?\"<\/em><br>\nM\u00e4d\u00adchen 1, zeigt in Rich\u00adtung Hund, zu M\u00e4d\u00adchen&nbsp;2:<br>\n<em>\"Na daha\u00adha - aufm Bauch, anner Seite&nbsp;..\"<\/em><br>\nM\u00e4d\u00adchen 2 zu M\u00e4d\u00adchen&nbsp;1:<br>\n<em>\"Ich\u00adsehs!\"<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Ich n\u00e4he\u00adre mich dem Zaun und erkl\u00e4re:<br>\n\"Der Hund ist nicht krank. Das ist ihre Brust. Sie hat meh\u00adre\u00adre davon, weil Hun\u00adde vie\u00adle Kin\u00adder haben die alle gleich\u00adzei\u00adtig trin\u00adken wollen&nbsp;....&nbsp;\"<\/p>\n<p>Man kann f\u00f6rm\u00adlich das \"klick, klick, klick!\" im Kopf der M\u00e4d\u00adchen h\u00f6ren&nbsp;....<\/p>\n<p><em><span class=\"dquo\">\"<\/span>Ach\u00adso\u00adhoh\u00adho .... \"<\/em> sagt die Eine schlie\u00dflich.<br>\n<em>\"Mhhhm .... \"<\/em> sagt die Ande\u00adre, <em>\"war\u00adum liegt der Hund aufm R\u00fccken?\"<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Ich erkl\u00e4\u00adre, da\u00df sie gestrei\u00adchelt wer\u00adden&nbsp;will.<br>\nDar\u00adauf M\u00e4d\u00adchen 1 zu M\u00e4d\u00adchen&nbsp;2:<br>\n<em>\"Das m\u00fcs\u00adsen wir auch, sonst ist sie uns b\u00f6se und bei\u00dft uns wenn wir wie\u00adder 'mal kommen&nbsp;....&nbsp;\"<\/em><\/p>\n<p>  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zwei klei\u00adne M\u00e4d\u00adchen, so um die 4 Jah\u00adre alt ste\u00adhen am Zaun hin\u00adter dem der Hund sich schon 'mal auf den R\u00fccken gelegt hat - sie erwar\u00adtet \"Strei\u00adchel\u00adein\u00adhei\u00adten\", die bekommt sie von Kin\u00addern fast immer&nbsp;.... M\u00e4d\u00adchen 1 zu M\u00e4d\u00adchen&nbsp;2: \"Der Hund ist krank!\" M\u00e4d\u00adchen 2 zu M\u00e4d\u00adchen&nbsp;1: \"War\u00aduh\u00aduhum?\" M\u00e4d\u00adchen 1 zu M\u00e4d\u00adchen&nbsp;2: \"Er hat lauter&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":561,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[141],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4381","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-leben"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4381","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/561"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4381"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4381\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}