{"id":4401,"date":"2008-08-17T00:43:56","date_gmt":"2008-08-16T22:43:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/weblog\/wordpress\/?p=4401"},"modified":"2008-08-17T00:47:43","modified_gmt":"2008-08-16T22:47:43","slug":"ab-und-an","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/ab-und-an\/","title":{"rendered":"Ab und an ...."},"content":{"rendered":"

bekom\u00adme ich ja aus U.S.A. von einem Freund 'sto\u00adries' zuge\u00adsandt die er wie\u00adder\u00adum on ande\u00adren Bekann\u00adten oder Freun\u00adden zuge\u00adsandt bak\u00adam - und die er f\u00fcr 'ver\u00adsen\u00addens\u00adwert' h\u00e4lt ....<\/p>\n

Hier eine neue Geschichte
\n(Die\u00adje\u00adni\u00adgen Ame\u00adri\u00adka\u00adner die Steu\u00adern zah\u00adlen seuf\u00adzen tief beim lesen .... )<\/p>\n

Guy wal\u00adked into the local wel\u00adfa\u00adre office to pick up his check. He
\nmar\u00adched straight up to the coun\u00adter and said,
\n'Hi.
\nYou know, I just HATE<\/span> dra\u00adwing welfare.
\nI'd real\u00adly rather have a job.'<\/em><\/p>\n

The social worker behind the coun\u00adter said,
\n'Your timing is excellent.
\nWe just got a job ope\u00adning from a very wealt\u00adhy old man who wants a chauf\u00adfeur and body\u00adguard for his beau\u00adtiful daugh\u00adter. You'll have to dri\u00adve around in his Mer\u00adce\u00addes, and he'll sup\u00adp\u00adly all of your clo\u00adthes. Becau\u00adse of the long hours, meals will be pro\u00advi\u00added. You'll be expec\u00adted to escort the daugh\u00adter on her over\u00adse\u00adas holi\u00adday trips. You'll be pro\u00advi\u00added a two-bed\u00adroom apart\u00adment abo\u00adve the gara\u00adge. The sala\u00adry is $200,000 a year.'<\/em><\/p>\n

The guy, wide-eyed, said,
\n'You're bull\u00adshit\u00adtin' me!'<\/em><\/p>\n

The social worker said,
\n'Yeah, well . . . you star\u00adted it.'<\/em> <\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

bekom\u00adme ich ja aus U.S.A. von einem Freund 'sto\u00adries' zuge\u00adsandt die er wie\u00adder\u00adum on ande\u00adren Bekann\u00adten oder Freun\u00adden zuge\u00adsandt bak\u00adam - und die er f\u00fcr 'ver\u00adsen\u00addens\u00adwert' h\u00e4lt .... Hier eine neue Geschich\u00adte (Die\u00adje\u00adni\u00adgen Ame\u00adri\u00adka\u00adner die Steu\u00adern zah\u00adlen seuf\u00adzen tief beim lesen .... ) Guy wal\u00adked into the local wel\u00adfa\u00adre office to pick up his check. He mar\u00adched straight up [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":561,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[141],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4401","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-leben"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4401","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/561"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4401"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4401\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4401"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4401"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4401"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}