{"id":56951,"date":"2011-10-24T02:17:12","date_gmt":"2011-10-24T00:17:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/weblog\/wordpress\/\/?p=56951"},"modified":"2024-06-02T13:03:55","modified_gmt":"2024-06-02T11:03:55","slug":"title-%e2%84%96-0249-zwei-spazierstocke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/title-%e2%84%96-0249-zwei-spazierstocke\/","title":{"rendered":"\u2116 0249: zwei spazierst\u00f6cke"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"__iawmlf-post-loop-links\" style=\"display:none;\" data-iawmlf-post-links=\"[{&quot;id&quot;:7390,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.vonsulecki.com\\\/gedichte\\\/wordpress\\\/?cat=291&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.vonsulecki.com\\\/gedichte\\\/wordpress\\\/?cat=291&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]\"><\/div>\n<p><span class=\"caps\">DATE<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">OF<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">FIRST<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">ISSUE<\/span>: 01\/16\/2005 02:23:43 <span class=\"caps\">AM<\/span><\/p>\n<p>zwei spa\u00adzier\u00adst\u00f6cke tra\u00adfen sich im&nbsp;park,<br>\nder eine schwach, der and\u2019re stark.<br>\nsagt stark zu schwach mit ironie:<br>\n\u201cwenn\u2019s \u2018mal d\u2019rauf ankommt h\u00e4ltst du&nbsp;nie!\u201d<br>\nschwach uber\u00adlegt sich schief und krumm,<br>\nsagt dann zu stark: \u201cdas w\u00e4r\u2019 sehr&nbsp;dumm,<br>\ndoch seh\u2019 ich mir dein\u2019n men\u00adschen&nbsp;an<br>\nglaub ich nicht du wirst hal\u00adten,&nbsp;dann<br>\nwenn er dich wirk\u00adlich ein\u00admal braucht,<br>\nzuviel gewicht schon hat sein bauch!\u201d<br>\nstark sei\u00adner\u00adseits nun gr\u00fc\u00adbelt heftig.<br>\ndes men\u00adschen druck wird \u00fcberm\u00e4chtig,<br>\nmit lau\u00adten knall zer\u00adbirst stark&nbsp;dann:<br>\nschwach aber h\u00e4lt sein\u2019n d\u00fcn\u00adnen&nbsp;mann.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"caps\">MERKE<\/span>:<br>\nst\u00e4r\u00adke ist stets relativ,<br>\nstimmt das verh\u00e4ltnis<br>\n- geht nichts schief!<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"1\">Noch mehr <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vonsulecki.com\/gedichte\/wordpress\/?cat=291\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">absur\u00addes <span class=\"amp\">&amp;<\/span> kurio\u00adses<\/a> ....<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"caps\">DATE<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">OF<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">FIRST<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">ISSUE<\/span>: 01\/16\/2005 02:23:43 <span class=\"caps\">AM<\/span> zwei spa\u00adzier\u00adst\u00f6cke tra\u00adfen sich im&nbsp;park, der eine schwach, der and\u2019re stark. sagt stark zu schwach mit iro\u00adnie: \u201cwenn\u2019s \u2018mal d\u2019rauf ankommt h\u00e4ltst du&nbsp;nie!\u201d schwach uber\u00adlegt sich schief und krumm, sagt dann zu stark: \u201cdas w\u00e4r\u2019 sehr&nbsp;dumm, doch seh\u2019 ich mir dein\u2019n men\u00adschen&nbsp;an glaub ich nicht du wirst hal\u00adten,&nbsp;dann&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":561,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1711,5581],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-56951","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-frueer","category-gereimt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56951","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/561"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=56951"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56951\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=56951"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=56951"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=56951"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}