{"id":72824,"date":"2014-11-24T08:30:40","date_gmt":"2014-11-24T07:30:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/?p=72824"},"modified":"2014-11-24T14:40:12","modified_gmt":"2014-11-24T13:40:12","slug":"ich-hab-noch-genug-zeit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/ich-hab-noch-genug-zeit\/","title":{"rendered":"Calau"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"__iawmlf-post-loop-links\" style=\"display:none;\" data-iawmlf-post-links=\"[{&quot;id&quot;:5538,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/de.wikipedia.org\\\/wiki\\\/Calau&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20250615102220\\\/https:\\\/\\\/de.wikipedia.org\\\/wiki\\\/Calau&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2025-11-04 10:26:52&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2025-11-14 09:42:50&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-22 12:21:03&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-22 12:21:03&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:5539,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/de.wikipedia.org\\\/wiki\\\/Kalauer&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20251006211807\\\/https:\\\/\\\/de.wikipedia.org\\\/wiki\\\/Kalauer&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2025-11-04 10:26:54&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2025-11-14 09:42:49&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-22 12:21:03&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:429}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-22 12:21:03&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:429},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:5540,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.calau.de\\\/texte\\\/seite.php?id=22662&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20250621151837\\\/https:\\\/\\\/www.calau.de\\\/texte\\\/seite.php?id=22662&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2025-11-04 10:26:57&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2025-11-14 09:42:50&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2025-12-22 03:11:51&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-22 12:21:04&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-22 12:21:04&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:5541,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.gregor-jonas.de\\\/witze\\\/kalauer.htm&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20250222085531\\\/https:\\\/\\\/www.gregor-jonas.de\\\/witze\\\/kalauer.htm&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2025-11-04 10:27:00&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2025-11-14 09:42:50&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-22 12:21:05&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-22 12:21:05&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:5542,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.t-online.de\\\/unterhaltung\\\/humor\\\/id_56246560\\\/schlechte-witze-die-50-miesesten-kalauer-.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20201018180847\\\/https:\\\/\\\/www.t-online.de\\\/unterhaltung\\\/humor\\\/id_56246560\\\/schlechte-witze-die-50-miesesten-kalauer-.html&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2025-11-04 10:27:03&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2025-11-14 10:57:13&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-22 12:21:04&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-22 12:21:04&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]\"><\/div>\n<p><font color=\"white\">.<\/font><br>\n Die Klein\u00adstadt \"<span class=\"caps\">CALAU<\/span>\" schrieb sich fr\u00fc\u00adher mit \"K\", also \"<span class=\"caps\">KALAU<\/span>\", die Par\u00adtei \"Die Lin\u00adke\" hat\u00adte dort die mei\u00adsten Stim\u00admen bei der Kom\u00admu\u00adnal\u00adwahl 2008. Nur wenig mehr als die H\u00e4lf\u00adte der Wahl\u00adbe\u00adrech\u00adtig\u00adten ging tat\u00ads\u00e4ch\u00adlich w\u00e4hlen.<\/p>\n<p>Dies und vie\u00adle ande\u00adre Ein\u00adzel\u00adhei\u00adten erf\u00e4hrt man in bew\u00e4hr\u00adter Form <a href=\"https:\/\/de.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Calau\" target=\"_blank\">bei <span class=\"caps\">WIKIPEDIA<\/span><\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>Dem Namen der Stadt ent\u00adspre\u00adchend wird man die dort leben\u00adden Men\u00adschen wohl als \"Calau\u00ader\" bezeich\u00adnen. Ich habe den Ver\u00addacht, die\u00adse (neue) Schreib\u00adwei\u00adse mit \"C\" wur\u00adde gew\u00e4hlt, um sich von dem Wort <a href=\"https:\/\/de.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Kalauer\" target=\"_blank\">\"Kalau\u00ader\"<\/a> - dem Syn\u00adonym f\u00fcr einen <a href=\"https:\/\/www.calau.de\/texte\/seite.php?id=22662\" target=\"_blank\">schon weit\u00adhin bekann\u00adten<\/a> und dadurch lang\u00adwei\u00adli\u00adgen Witz<strong>*<\/strong> - abzu\u00adset\u00adzen. Gegen die\u00adse The\u00adse spricht die Tat\u00adsa\u00adche, dass die Stadt Calau auf ihrer Web\u00adsei\u00adte <a href=\"https:\/\/www.calau.de\/texte\/seite.php?id=22662\" target=\"_blank\">zur Ein\u00adsen\u00addung von Kalau\u00adern<\/a> auffordert.<br>\nM\u00f6g\u00adli\u00adcher\u00adwei\u00adse hat man auf die\u00adsem Wege die sowie\u00adso zutref\u00adfen\u00adde Asso\u00adzia\u00adti\u00adon ein\u00adfach nur fle\u00adxi\u00adbel auf\u00adge\u00adnom\u00admen - das ist alle\u00admal bes\u00adser, als gegen Wind\u00adm\u00fch\u00adlen zu k\u00e4mpfen.<\/p>\n<p>\n<\/p><center><span style=\"font-size:77%\">&nbsp;\u30fb \ue467 \u26ab \ue467 \u30fb&nbsp;<\/span><\/center><br>\n<strong>*<\/strong> Beispiel:<span style=\"font-size:88%\">\n<p> -&nbsp;\"Ich habe gestern bei Weight Watchers ange\u00adru\u00adfen. Hat kei\u00adner abge\u00adnom\u00admen.\" [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.gregor-jonas.de\/witze\/kalauer.htm\" target=\"_blank\">Quel\u00adle<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p> - Wei\u00adte\u00adre 'Kalau\u00ader' =&gt; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.t-online.de\/unterhaltung\/humor\/id_56246560\/schlechte-witze-die-50-miesesten-kalauer-.html\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"caps\">DORT<\/span><\/a><br>\n<\/p><\/span>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>. Die Klein\u00adstadt \"<span class=\"caps\">CALAU<\/span>\" schrieb sich fr\u00fc\u00adher mit \"K\", also \"<span class=\"caps\">KALAU<\/span>\", die Par\u00adtei \"Die Lin\u00adke\" hat\u00adte dort die mei\u00adsten Stim\u00admen bei der Kom\u00admu\u00adnal\u00adwahl 2008. Nur wenig mehr als die H\u00e4lf\u00adte der Wahl\u00adbe\u00adrech\u00adtig\u00adten ging tat\u00ads\u00e4ch\u00adlich w\u00e4h\u00adlen. Dies und vie\u00adle ande\u00adre Ein\u00adzel\u00adhei\u00adten erf\u00e4hrt man in bew\u00e4hr\u00adter Form bei <span class=\"caps\">WIKIPEDIA<\/span>. Dem Namen der Stadt ent\u00adspre\u00adchend wird man&nbsp;die&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":561,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,3684],"tags":[4283,4281,4282,4280],"class_list":["post-72824","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daten-fakten","category-stichworte","tag-kalauer","tag-calau","tag-kalau","tag-zukunftsplanung"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72824","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/561"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72824"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72824\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72824"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72824"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72824"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}