{"id":80030,"date":"2005-12-24T11:38:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-24T10:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/?p=80030"},"modified":"2005-12-24T11:38:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-24T10:38:00","slug":"anstatt-weihnachtsgeschenken-1321933","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/anstatt-weihnachtsgeschenken-1321933\/","title":{"rendered":"Anstatt Weihnachtsgeschenken ...."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>hier eine klei\u00adne Samm\u00adlung von sel\u00adte\u00adne\u00adren Murphy's Laws<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>An acci\u00addent is when poor pre\u00adpa\u00adra\u00adti\u00adon meets up with insuf\u00adfi\u00adci\u00adent time for correction.<\/li>\n<li>Never attri\u00adbu\u00adte to mali\u00adce what can be ade\u00adqua\u00adte\u00adly explai\u00adned by stupidity.<\/li>\n<li>One can\u00adnot mana\u00adge too many affairs: like pump\u00adkins in the water, one pops up while you try to hold down the other.<\/li>\n<li>Life is what hap\u00adpens while you are making other plans.<\/li>\n<li>When in love men and women will act ratio\u00adnal\u00adly when all other pos\u00adsi\u00adbi\u00adli\u00adties have been exhausted.<\/li>\n<hr>\n<ul>\n<li>I. When you are ear\u00adly ever\u00adyo\u00adne else will be&nbsp;late.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li><span class=\"caps\">II<\/span>. If you are late, ever\u00adyo\u00adne else will have arri\u00adved just one minu\u00adte ear\u00adlier than you and bla\u00adme you for <span class=\"caps\">ALL<\/span> the lost&nbsp;time.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hier eine klei\u00adne Samm\u00adlung von sel\u00adte\u00adne\u00adren Murphy's Laws An acci\u00addent is when poor pre\u00adpa\u00adra\u00adti\u00adon meets up with insuf\u00adfi\u00adci\u00adent time for cor\u00adrec\u00adtion. Never attri\u00adbu\u00adte to mali\u00adce what can be ade\u00adqua\u00adte\u00adly explai\u00adned by stu\u00adpi\u00addi\u00adty. One can\u00adnot mana\u00adge too many affairs: like pump\u00adkins in the water, one pops up while you try to hold down the other. Life&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":561,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[51],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-80030","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gelesen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80030","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/561"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80030"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80030\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80030"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80030"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80030"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}