{"id":80186,"date":"2005-11-19T00:48:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-18T23:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/?p=80186"},"modified":"2005-11-19T00:48:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-18T23:48:00","slug":"whats-your-iq-1168610","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/whats-your-iq-1168610\/","title":{"rendered":"What's your IQ?"},"content":{"rendered":"
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A man enters a bar and orders a drink.
\nThe bar has a robot bartender.
\nThe robot ser\u00adves him a per\u00adfect\u00adly pre\u00adpared cock\u00adtail, and then asks him,
\n\"What's your IQ<\/span>?\"
\nThe man replies
\n\"150\"
\nand the robot pro\u00adce\u00adeds to make con\u00adver\u00adsa\u00adti\u00adon about glo\u00adbal warm\u00ading fac\u00adtors, quan\u00adtum phy\u00adsics and spi\u00adri\u00adtua\u00adli\u00adty, bio\u00admi\u00admi\u00adcry, envi\u00adron\u00admen\u00adtal inter\u00adcon\u00adnec\u00adted\u00adness, string theo\u00adry, nano-tech\u00adno\u00adlo\u00adgy, and sexu\u00adal proclivities.<\/p>\n

The cus\u00adto\u00admer is very impres\u00adsed and thinks,
\n\"This is real\u00adly cool.\"
\nHe deci\u00addes to test the robot.
\nHe walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for ano\u00adther drink.
\nAgain, the robot ser\u00adves him the per\u00adfectl\u00adty pre\u00adpared drink and asks him,
\n\"What's your IQ<\/span>?\"
\nThe man responds,
\n\"about a 100.\"
\nImme\u00addia\u00adte\u00adly the robot starts tal\u00adking, but this time, about foot\u00adball, NASCAR<\/span>, base\u00adball, super\u00admo\u00addels, favo\u00adri\u00adte fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.<\/p>\n

Real\u00adly impres\u00adsed, the man lea\u00adves the bar and deci\u00addes to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot ser\u00adves him and asks,
\n\"What's your IQ<\/span>?\"
\nThe man replies,
\n\"Er, 50, I think.\"
\nAnd the robot says... real slowly,
\n\"So.............. ya gon\u00adna vote for Bush again?\"<\/p>\n

* edit *
\nKlei\u00adne Variante:
\n\"So ............. ya gon\u00adna read him<\/a> again?\"<\/p>\n

[via: John G.]<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bar\u00adten\u00adder. The robot ser\u00adves him a per\u00adfect\u00adly pre\u00adpared cock\u00adtail, and then asks him, \"What's your IQ<\/span>?\" The man replies \"150\" and the robot pro\u00adce\u00adeds to make con\u00adver\u00adsa\u00adti\u00adon about glo\u00adbal warm\u00ading fac\u00adtors, quan\u00adtum phy\u00adsics and spi\u00adri\u00adtua\u00adli\u00adty, bio\u00admi\u00admi\u00adcry, envi\u00adron\u00admen\u00adtal inter\u00adcon\u00adnec\u00adted\u00adness, string theo\u00adry, nano-tech\u00ad\u00adno\u00ad\u00adlo\u00ad\u00adgy, and sexual [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":561,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[121],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-80186","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cartoon-mehr"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80186","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/561"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80186"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80186\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}