{"id":80219,"date":"2005-10-31T23:12:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-31T22:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/?p=80219"},"modified":"2005-10-31T23:12:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-31T22:12:00","slug":"how-low-can-you-go-1108223","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/how-low-can-you-go-1108223\/","title":{"rendered":"How low can you go ...."},"content":{"rendered":"

I recent\u00adly saw a dis\u00adtraught young lady wee\u00adping bes\u00adi\u00adde her car.
\n\"Do you need some help?\" I asked.
\nShe replied, \"I knew I should have repla\u00adced the bat\u00adtery to this remo\u00adte door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (poin\u00adting to a distant con\u00adve\u00adni\u00adence store) would have a bat\u00adtery to fit this?\"
\n\"Hmmm, I dun\u00adno. Do you have an alarm, too?\" I asked.
\n\"No, just this remo\u00adte thin\u00adgy,\" she ans\u00adwe\u00adred, han\u00adding it and the car keys to me.
\nAs I took the key and manu\u00adal\u00adly unlocked the door, I replied, \"Why don't you dri\u00adve over the\u00adre and check about the bat\u00adte\u00adries. It's a long walk.\"
\n<\/p>\n

\n

\nSeve\u00adral years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift.
\nOne day she was typ\u00ading and tur\u00adned to a secre\u00adta\u00adry and said, \"I'm almost out of typ\u00ading paper. What do I do?\"
\n\"Just use copi\u00ader machi\u00adne paper,\" the secre\u00adta\u00adry told her.
\nWith that, the intern took her last remai\u00adning blank pie\u00adce of paper, put it on the pho\u00adto\u00adco\u00adpi\u00ader and pro\u00adce\u00ade\u00added to make five \"blank\" copies.<\/p>\n

\n

\n(cre\u00addits John G.)<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I recent\u00adly saw a dis\u00adtraught young lady wee\u00adping bes\u00adi\u00adde her car. \"Do you need some help?\" I asked. She replied, \"I knew I should have repla\u00adced the bat\u00adtery to this remo\u00adte door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (poin\u00adting to a distant con\u00adve\u00adni\u00adence store) would have a bat\u00adtery to fit this?\" [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":561,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[251],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-80219","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gewust-wie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80219","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/561"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80219"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80219\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}