-Wit\u00adze von John G.:<\/p>\n
Did you hear about the two blon\u00addes who fro\u00adze to death in a dri\u00adve-in movie?
\nThey went to see \"Clo\u00adsed for the Winter.\"<\/p>\n
Why did a Hill\u00adbil\u00adly woman resol\u00adve to have only 3 children?
\nShe heard that one out of every four child\u00adren born in the world was Chinese.<\/p>\n
A secre\u00adta\u00adry was shop\u00adping at a Tar\u00adget Store and came across a sil\u00adver ther\u00admos. She was quite fasci\u00adna\u00adted by it, so she picked it up and brought it over to the clerk to ask what it was.
\nThe clerk said,
\n\"That's a thermos...
\nit keeps some things hot and some things cold.\"<\/i>
\n\"Wow!\"<\/i>, said the lady, \"that's ama\u00adzing. I'm going to buy it!\" <\/i>
\nSo she bought the ther\u00admos and took it to work the next day. Her boss saw it on her desk.
\n\"What do you have the\u00adre?\" <\/i>he asked.
\n\"Why, that's a ther\u00admos... it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold,\"<\/i> she replied.
\nHer boss inquired:
\n\"What do you have in it?\" <\/i>
\nThe woman replied,
\n\"Two Pop\u00adsic\u00adles, and some coffee\".<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
-Wit\u00adze von John G.: Did you hear about the two blon\u00addes who fro\u00adze to death in a dri\u00ad\u00adve-in movie? They went to see \"Clo\u00adsed for the Win\u00adter.\" Why did a Hill\u00adbil\u00adly woman resol\u00adve to have only 3 child\u00adren? She heard that one out of every four child\u00adren born in the world was Chi\u00adne\u00adse. A secre\u00adta\u00adry was [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":561,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[121],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-80378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cartoon-mehr"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80378","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/561"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80378"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80378\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}