{"id":80384,"date":"2005-09-08T11:40:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-08T09:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/?p=80384"},"modified":"2005-09-08T11:40:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-08T09:40:00","slug":"a-southern-lady-959404","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/a-southern-lady-959404\/","title":{"rendered":"A southern Lady ...."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"2\">Two nice\u00adly dres\u00adsed ladies hap\u00adpen to start up a con\u00adver\u00adsa\u00adti\u00adon while<br>\nwai\u00adting in the <span class=\"caps\">LAX<\/span> airport.<br>\nThe 1<sup class=\"ordinal\">st<\/sup> lady was an arro\u00adgant Cali\u00adfor\u00adnia woman mar\u00adried to a wealt\u00adhy&nbsp;man.<br>\nThe second was a well man\u00adne\u00adred elder\u00adly woman from the South.<br>\nWhen the con\u00adver\u00adsa\u00adti\u00adon cen\u00adte\u00adred on if they had any child\u00adren&nbsp;the<br>\nCali\u00adfor\u00adnia woman star\u00adted by saying,<br>\n<i>\"When my first child was born, my hus\u00adband built a beau\u00adtiful man\u00adsi\u00adon for&nbsp;me.\"<\/i><br>\nThe lady from the South commented,<br>\n<b><i>\"Well, isn't that precious?\"<\/i><\/b><br>\nThe first woman continued,<br>\n<i>\"When my second child was born, my hus\u00adband bought me a beau\u00adtiful Mercedes-Benz.\"<\/i><br>\nAgain, the lady from the South commented,<br>\n<b><i>\"Well, isn't that precious?\"<\/i><\/b><br>\nThe first woman con\u00adtin\u00adued boasting,<br>\n<i>\"Then, when my third child was born, my hus\u00adband bought me this exqui\u00adsi\u00adte dia\u00admond bracelet.\"<\/i><br>\nYet again, the Sou\u00adthern lady commented,<br>\n<b><i>\"Well, isn't that precious??\"<\/i><\/b><br>\nThe first woman then asked her companion,<br>\n<i>\"What did your hus\u00adband buy for you when you had your first child?\"<\/i><br>\n<i>\"My hus\u00adband sent me to charm school,\"<\/i> declared the Sou\u00adthern&nbsp;lady.<br>\n<i>\"Charm school! ??\"<\/i> the first woman asked, <i>\"Oh my God! What on earth&nbsp;for?\"<\/i><br>\nThe Sou\u00adthern lady responded,<br>\n<i>\"Well for one thing, instead of saying<br>\n'Who gives a&nbsp;shit?'<br>\nI lear\u00adned to&nbsp;say,<br>\n<b>'Well, isn't that pre\u00adcious?'<\/b>\"<\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"1\">[cre\u00addits: John&nbsp;G.]<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two nice\u00adly dres\u00adsed ladies hap\u00adpen to start up a con\u00adver\u00adsa\u00adti\u00adon while wai\u00adting in the <span class=\"caps\">LAX<\/span> air\u00adport. The 1<sup class=\"ordinal\">st<\/sup> lady was an arro\u00adgant Cali\u00adfor\u00adnia woman mar\u00adried to a wealt\u00adhy&nbsp;man. The second was a well man\u00adne\u00adred elder\u00adly woman from the South. When the con\u00adver\u00adsa\u00adti\u00adon cen\u00adte\u00adred on if they had any child\u00adren&nbsp;the Cali\u00adfor\u00adnia woman star\u00adted by say\u00ading, \"When [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":561,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[251],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-80384","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gewust-wie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80384","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/561"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80384"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80384\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}