{"id":80439,"date":"2005-08-18T21:46:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-18T19:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/?p=80439"},"modified":"2005-08-18T21:46:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-18T19:46:00","slug":"wieder-mal-910923","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wieder-mal-910923\/","title":{"rendered":"Wieder 'mal ...."},"content":{"rendered":"

ein Blick dar\u00adauf, wie US-Humor \"funk\u00adtio\u00adniert\":<\/p>\n

WORKING<\/span> PEOPLE<\/span> FREQUENTLY<\/span> ASK<\/span> RETIRED<\/span> PEOPLE<\/span> WHAT<\/span> THEY<\/span> DO<\/span> TO<\/span> MAKE<\/span> THEIR<\/span> DAYS<\/span> INTERESTING<\/span>.<\/p>\n

I WENT<\/span> TO<\/span> THE<\/span> STORE<\/span> THE<\/span> OTHER<\/span> DAY<\/span>.
\nI WAS<\/span> ONLY<\/span> IN<\/span> THERE<\/span> FOR<\/span> ABOUT<\/span> 5 MINUTES<\/span>.
\nWHEN<\/span> I CAME<\/span> OUT<\/span> THERE<\/span> WAS<\/span> A CITY<\/span> COP<\/span> WRITING<\/span> OUT<\/span> A PARKING<\/span> TICKET<\/span>.
\nI WENT<\/span> UP<\/span> TO<\/span> HIM<\/span> AND<\/span> SAID<\/span>,
\n\"COME<\/span> ON<\/span>, BUDDY<\/span>, HOW<\/span> ABOUT<\/span> GIVING<\/span> A SENIOR<\/span> A BREAK<\/span>?\"
\nHE<\/span> IGNORED<\/span> ME<\/span> AND<\/span> CONTINUED<\/span> WRITING<\/span> THE<\/span> TICKET<\/span>.
\nI CALLED<\/span> HIM<\/span> A NAME<\/span>.
\nHE<\/span> GLARED<\/span> AT<\/span> ME<\/span> AND<\/span> STARTED<\/span> WRITING<\/span> ANOTHER<\/span> TICKET<\/span> FOR<\/span> HAVING<\/span> WORN<\/span> TIRES<\/span>.<\/p>\n

SO<\/span> I CALLED<\/span> HIM<\/span> A WORSE<\/span> NAME<\/span>.
\nHE<\/span> FINISHED<\/span> THE<\/span> SECOND<\/span> TICKET<\/span> AND<\/span> PUT<\/span> IT<\/span> ON<\/span> THE<\/span> WINDSHIELD<\/span> WITH<\/span> THE<\/span> FIRST<\/span>.
\nTHEN<\/span> HE<\/span> STARTED<\/span> WRITING<\/span> A THIRD<\/span> TICKET<\/span>.<\/p>\n

THIS<\/span> WENT<\/span> ON<\/span> FOR<\/span> ABOUT<\/span> 20 MINUTES<\/span>.
\nTHE<\/span> MORE<\/span> I ABUSED<\/span> HIM<\/span> THE<\/span> MORE<\/span> TICKETS<\/span> HE<\/span> WROTE<\/span>.<\/p>\n

I DIDN<\/span>'T CARE<\/span>.
\nMY<\/span> CAR<\/span> WAS<\/span> PARKED<\/span> AROUND<\/span> THE<\/span> CORNER<\/span> AND<\/span> THIS<\/span> ONE<\/span> HAD<\/span> A \"BUSH<\/span> IN<\/span> '04\"<\/b> BUMPER<\/span> STICKER<\/span> ON<\/span> IT<\/span>.<\/p>\n

I TRY<\/span> TO<\/span> HAVE<\/span> A LITTLE<\/span> FUN<\/span> EACH<\/span> DAY<\/span>, NOW<\/span> THAT<\/span> I'M RETIRED<\/span>.
\nIT<\/span>'S IMPORTANT<\/span> AT<\/span> OUR<\/span> AGE<\/span> ....<\/p>\n

[cre\u00addits: John G.]
\nAch ja, die Gro\u00df\u00adbuch\u00adsta\u00adben m\u00fcs\u00adsen<\/u> sein!
\nDamit auch Senio\u00adren den Text lesen k\u00f6nnen ....<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

ein Blick dar\u00adauf, wie US-Humor \"funk\u00adtio\u00adniert\": WORKING<\/span> PEOPLE<\/span> FREQUENTLY<\/span> ASK<\/span> RETIRED<\/span> PEOPLE<\/span> WHAT<\/span> THEY<\/span> DO<\/span> TO<\/span> MAKE<\/span> THEIR<\/span> DAYS<\/span> INTERESTING<\/span>. I WENT<\/span> TO<\/span> THE<\/span> STORE<\/span> THE<\/span> OTHER<\/span> DAY<\/span>. I WAS<\/span> ONLY<\/span> IN<\/span> THERE<\/span> FOR<\/span> ABOUT<\/span> 5 MINUTES<\/span>. WHEN<\/span> I CAME<\/span> OUT<\/span> THERE<\/span> WAS<\/span> A CITY<\/span> COP<\/span> WRITING<\/span> OUT<\/span> A PARKING<\/span> TICKET<\/span>. I WENT<\/span> UP<\/span> TO<\/span> HIM<\/span> [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":561,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[131],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-80439","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kaum-zu-glauben"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80439","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/561"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80439"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80439\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}