{"id":80462,"date":"2005-08-07T14:29:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-07T12:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/?p=80462"},"modified":"2005-08-07T14:29:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-07T12:29:00","slug":"sprueche-lebenshilfe-witziges-883351","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/sprueche-lebenshilfe-witziges-883351\/","title":{"rendered":"Spr\u00fcche (Lebenshilfe &#038; Witziges)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.<\/p>\n<p>Poli\u00adti\u00adci\u00adans and dia\u00adpers have one thing in common:<br>\nThey should both be chan\u00adged regu\u00adlar\u00adly and for the same reason.<\/p>\n<p>Even if you are on the right track,<br>\nyou'll get run over if you just sit there.<\/p>\n<p>I plan on living fore\u00adver. So far, so&nbsp;good.<\/p>\n<p>In just two days, tomor\u00adrow will be yesterday.<\/p>\n<p>A day wit\u00adhout suns\u00adhi\u00adne is like  .... night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live fore\u00adver. Poli\u00adti\u00adci\u00adans and dia\u00adpers have one thing in com\u00admon: They should both be chan\u00adged regu\u00adlar\u00adly and for the same rea\u00adson. Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit the\u00adre. I plan on living fore\u00adver. So&nbsp;far,&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":561,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5542],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-80462","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80462","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/561"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80462"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80462\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}