{"id":80475,"date":"2005-08-04T19:14:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-04T17:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/?p=80475"},"modified":"2005-08-04T19:14:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-04T17:14:00","slug":"von-der-sorte-878949","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/von-der-sorte-878949\/","title":{"rendered":"Von der Sorte ...."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>zum Nach\u00adden\u00adken <span class=\"amp\">&amp;<\/span> genau lesen ist die\u00adser Witz - aus <span class=\"caps\">USA<\/span>, besser:<br>\n\u00dcber Leu\u00adte aus West-Virginia&nbsp;....<br>\n<font size=\"1\">(das ist ver\u00adgleich\u00adbar mit den Ber\u00adnern in der Schweiz oder den Ost\u00adfrie\u00adsen in&nbsp;D)<\/font><\/p>\n<p><cite>Bubba's sister is pregnant and is in a bad car acci\u00addent, which cau\u00adses her to fall into a deep coma. After near\u00adly six months, she awa\u00adkens and sees that she is no lon\u00adger pregnant. Fran\u00adti\u00adcal\u00adly, she asks the doc\u00adtor about her baby. The doc\u00adtor replies,\"Ma'am, you had twins -- a boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brot\u00adher came in and named&nbsp;them.\"<br>\n&gt;&gt;<br>\nThe woman thinks to hers\u00adelf, \"Oh, no! Not Bubba! He's an idiot!\"<br>\n&gt;&gt;<br>\nExpec\u00adting the worst, she asks the doc\u00adtor, \"Well, what's the girl's name?\"<br>\n&gt;&gt;<br>\n\"Deni\u00adse,\" the doc\u00adtor answers.<br>\n&gt;&gt;<br>\nThe new mother thinks, \"Wow! That's a beau\u00adtiful name! I guess I was wrong about my brot\u00adher. I real\u00adly like the name Denise.\"<br>\n&gt;&gt;<br>\nThen she asks the doc\u00adtor, \"What's the boy's&nbsp;name?\"<br>\n&gt;&gt;<br>\nThe doc\u00adtor replies, \"Dene\u00adphew.\"<br>\n<\/cite><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>zum Nach\u00adden\u00adken <span class=\"amp\">&amp;<\/span> genau lesen ist die\u00adser Witz - aus <span class=\"caps\">USA<\/span>, bes\u00adser: \u00dcber Leu\u00adte aus West-Vir\u00adgi\u00adnia&nbsp;.... (das ist ver\u00adgleich\u00adbar mit den Ber\u00adnern in der Schweiz oder den Ost\u00adfrie\u00adsen in&nbsp;D) Bubba's sister is pregnant and is in a bad car acci\u00addent, which cau\u00adses her to fall into a deep coma. After near\u00adly six months, she awakens&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":561,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[131],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-80475","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kaum-zu-glauben"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80475","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/561"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80475"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80475\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80475"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80475"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80475"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}