{"id":80476,"date":"2005-08-04T18:50:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-04T16:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/?p=80476"},"modified":"2005-08-04T18:50:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-04T16:50:00","slug":"ein-frauenwitz-878906","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/ein-frauenwitz-878906\/","title":{"rendered":"Ein \"Frauen-Witz\" ...."},"content":{"rendered":"

wie er mir von einem Freund aus USA<\/span> geschickt wurde:<\/p>\n

A woman was sit\u00adting at a bar enjoy\u00ading an after work
\n>> cock\u00adtail with her girl\u00adfri\u00adends when an exceptionally
\n>> tall, hand\u00adso\u00adme, extre\u00adme\u00adly sexy midd\u00adle-aged man
\n>> ente\u00adred. He was so striking that the woman could not
\n>> take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed
\n>> her over\u00adly atten\u00adti\u00adve sta\u00adre and wal\u00adked direct\u00adly toward
\n>> her. (As all men will.)
\n>> Befo\u00adre she could offer her apo\u00adlo\u00adgies for so rudely
\n>> sta\u00adring, he lea\u00adned over and whispe\u00adred to her, \"I'll do
\n>> anything, abso\u00adlut\u00ade\u00adly anything, that you want me to do,
\n>> no mat\u00adter how kin\u00adky, for $20.00......on one
\n>> condition.\"
\n>>
\n>> Flab\u00adber\u00adga\u00adsted, the woman asked what the con\u00addi\u00adti\u00adon was.
\n>> The man replied, \"You have to tell me what you want
\n>> me to do in just three words.\"
\n>>
\n>> The woman con\u00adside\u00adred his pro\u00adpo\u00adsi\u00adti\u00adon for a moment, and
\n>> then slow\u00adly remo\u00adved a $20 bill from her pur\u00adse, which
\n>> she pres\u00adsed into the man's hand along with her
\n>> address.
\n>>
\n>> She loo\u00adked deep\u00adly into his eyes
\n>> and slow\u00adly and meaningful\u00adly said....
\n>>
\n>> \"Clean my house.\"
\n<\/cite><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

wie er mir von einem Freund aus USA<\/span> geschickt wur\u00adde: A woman was sit\u00adting at a bar enjoy\u00ading an after work >> cock\u00adtail with her girl\u00adfri\u00adends when an excep\u00adtio\u00adnal\u00adly >> tall, hand\u00adso\u00adme, extre\u00adme\u00adly sexy mid\u00add\u00ad\u00adle-aged man >> ente\u00adred. He was so striking that the woman could not >> take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":561,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[131],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-80476","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kaum-zu-glauben"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80476","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/561"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80476"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80476\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}