{"id":80594,"date":"2005-06-25T10:55:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-25T08:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/?p=80594"},"modified":"2005-06-25T10:55:00","modified_gmt":"2005-06-25T08:55:00","slug":"finally-792813","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/finally-792813\/","title":{"rendered":"FINALLY, ...."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"caps\">THE<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">BLONDE<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">JOKE<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">TO<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">END<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">ALL<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">BLONDE<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">JOKES<\/span>!<\/p>\n<p>A blon\u00adde woman was spee\u00adding down the road in her litt\u00adle red sports car and was pul\u00adled over by a woman poli\u00adce offi\u00adcer who was also a blonde.<\/p>\n<p>The blon\u00adde cop asked to see the blon\u00adde driver's licen\u00adse. She dug through her pur\u00adse and was get\u00adting pro\u00adgres\u00adsi\u00adve\u00adly more agitated.<br>\n\"What does it look like?\" she final\u00adly asked.<\/p>\n<p>The poli\u00adce\u00adwo\u00adman replied, \"It's squa\u00adre and it has your pic\u00adtu\u00adre on&nbsp;it.\"<\/p>\n<p>The dri\u00adver final\u00adly found a squa\u00adre mir\u00adror in her pur\u00adse, loo\u00adked at it and han\u00added it to the poli\u00adce\u00adwo\u00adman. \"Here it is,\" she&nbsp;said.<\/p>\n<p>The blon\u00adde offi\u00adcer loo\u00adked at the mir\u00adror, then han\u00added it back say\u00ading, \"Okay, you can go. I didn't rea\u00adli\u00adze you were a&nbsp;cop.\"<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"1\">[cre\u00addits: John&nbsp;G.]<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"caps\">THE<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">BLONDE<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">JOKE<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">TO<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">END<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">ALL<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">BLONDE<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">JOKES<\/span>! A blon\u00adde woman was spee\u00adding down the road in her litt\u00adle red sports car and was pul\u00adled over by a woman poli\u00adce offi\u00adcer who was also a blon\u00adde. The blon\u00adde cop asked to see the blon\u00adde driver's licen\u00adse. She dug through her pur\u00adse and was get\u00adting progressively&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":561,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[131],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-80594","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kaum-zu-glauben"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80594","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/561"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80594"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80594\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80594"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80594"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80594"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}