{"id":80598,"date":"2005-06-23T22:31:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-23T20:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/?p=80598"},"modified":"2005-06-23T22:31:00","modified_gmt":"2005-06-23T20:31:00","slug":"neue-version-789398","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/neue-version-789398\/","title":{"rendered":"Neue Version ...."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>der alten Geschich\u00adte von Bie\u00adnen und Schmetterlingen:<\/p>\n<p>A litt\u00adle boy approa\u00adches his father and&nbsp;asks:<br>\n\"Dad, how was I&nbsp;born?\"<\/p>\n<p>The father answers:<br>\n\"Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!<br>\nYour Mom and I first got tog\u00ade\u00adther in a chat room on&nbsp;<span class=\"caps\">FDB<\/span>.<br>\nThen I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-caf\u00e9.<br>\nWe snea\u00adk\u00aded into a seclu\u00added room, whe\u00adre your mother agreed to a down\u00adload from my hard drive.<br>\nAs soon as I was rea\u00addy to upload, we dis\u00adco\u00adver\u00aded that neither one of us had used a firewall.<br>\nSin\u00adce it was too late to hit the dele\u00adte but\u00adton, nine months later a bles\u00adsed litt\u00adle Pop-Up appeared and&nbsp;said:<\/p>\n<p>You've Got&nbsp;Male!\"<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"1\">[source John&nbsp;G.]<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>der alten Geschich\u00adte von Bie\u00adnen und Schmet\u00adter\u00adlin\u00adgen: A litt\u00adle boy approa\u00adches his father and&nbsp;asks: \"Dad, how was I&nbsp;born?\" The father ans\u00adwers: \"Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out any\u00adway! Your Mom and I first got tog\u00ade\u00adther in a chat room on&nbsp;<span class=\"caps\">FDB<\/span>. Then I set up a date via e-mail with&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":561,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[131],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-80598","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kaum-zu-glauben"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80598","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/561"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80598"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80598\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80598"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80598"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80598"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}