{"id":81398,"date":"2008-05-21T12:53:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-21T10:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/?p=81398"},"modified":"2008-05-21T12:53:00","modified_gmt":"2008-05-21T10:53:00","slug":"koennte-man-11-hierher-uebertragen-4940301","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/koennte-man-11-hierher-uebertragen-4940301\/","title":{"rendered":"K\u00f6nnte man 1:1 hierher \u00fcbertragen ...."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>.... zwar hei\u00ad\u00dfen man\u00adche Steu\u00adern anders, aber f\u00fcr das Ergeb\u00adnis macht das kei\u00adnen Unterschied&nbsp;....<\/p>\n<p>The Tax&nbsp;Poem<\/p>\n<p>Tax his&nbsp;land,<br>\nTax his&nbsp;bed,<br>\nTax the table<br>\nAt which he's&nbsp;fed.<br>\nTax his tractor,<br>\nTax his&nbsp;mule,<br>\nTeach him taxes<br>\nAre the&nbsp;rule.<br>\nTax his&nbsp;work,<br>\nTax his&nbsp;pay,<br>\nHe works for peanuts<br>\nAnyway!<br>\nTax his&nbsp;cow,<br>\nTax his&nbsp;goat,<br>\nTax his pants,<br>\nTax his&nbsp;coat!<br>\nTax his&nbsp;ties,<br>\nTax his shirt,<br>\nTax his&nbsp;work,<br>\nTax his&nbsp;dirt.<br>\nTax his tobacco,<br>\nTax his drink,<br>\nTax him if&nbsp;he<br>\nTries to think.<br>\nTax his cigars,<br>\nTax his beers,<br>\nIf he cries<br>\nTax his tears.<br>\nTax his&nbsp;car,<br>\nTax his&nbsp;gas,<br>\nFind other&nbsp;ways<br>\nTo tax his&nbsp;ass.<br>\nTax all he&nbsp;has<br>\nThen let him&nbsp;know<br>\nThat you won't be&nbsp;done<br>\nTill he has no dough.<br>\nWhen he screams and hollers,<br>\nThen tax him some&nbsp;more,<br>\nTax him&nbsp;till<br>\nHe's good and&nbsp;sore.<br>\nThen tax his coffin,<br>\nTax his grave,<br>\nTax the sod&nbsp;in<br>\nWhich he's&nbsp;laid.<br>\nPut the\u00adse words upon his&nbsp;tomb,<br>\n\"Taxes dro\u00adve me to my&nbsp;doom...\"<br>\nWhen he's&nbsp;gone,<br>\nDo not relax,<br>\nIts time to apply<br>\nThe inhe\u00adri\u00adtance&nbsp;tax.<\/p>\n<p>At first I thought this was funny...<br>\nThen I rea\u00adli\u00adzed the awful truth of&nbsp;it.<br>\nBe sure to read all the way to the&nbsp;end!<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"caps\">OUR<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">TAXES<\/span>:<br>\nAccounts Receiva\u00adble&nbsp;Tax<br>\nBuil\u00adding Per\u00admit&nbsp;Tax<br>\n<span class=\"caps\">CDL<\/span> licen\u00adse&nbsp;Tax<br>\nCiga\u00adret\u00adte&nbsp;Tax<br>\nCor\u00adpo\u00adra\u00adte Inco\u00adme&nbsp;Tax<br>\nDog Licen\u00adse&nbsp;Tax<br>\nExcise Taxes<br>\nFede\u00adral Inco\u00adme&nbsp;Tax<br>\nFede\u00adral Unem\u00adployment Tax (<span class=\"caps\">FUTA<\/span>)<br>\nFishing Licen\u00adse&nbsp;Tax<br>\nFood Licen\u00adse&nbsp;Tax<br>\nFuel Per\u00admit&nbsp;Tax<br>\nGaso\u00adli\u00adne tax (44.75 cents per gallon)<br>\nGross Rece\u00adipts&nbsp;Tax<br>\nHun\u00adting Licen\u00adse&nbsp;Tax<br>\nInhe\u00adri\u00adtance&nbsp;Tax<br>\nInven\u00adto\u00adry&nbsp;Tax<br>\n<span class=\"caps\">IRS<\/span> Inte\u00adrest Char\u00adges <span class=\"caps\">IRS<\/span> Pen\u00adal\u00adties (tax on top of&nbsp;tax)<br>\nLiqu\u00ador&nbsp;Tax<br>\nLuxu\u00adry Taxes<br>\nMar\u00adria\u00adge Licen\u00adse&nbsp;Tax<br>\nMedi\u00adca\u00adre&nbsp;Tax<br>\nPer\u00adso\u00adnal Pro\u00adper\u00adty&nbsp;Tax<br>\nPro\u00adper\u00adty&nbsp;Tax<br>\nReal Estate Tax<br>\nSer\u00advice Char\u00adge&nbsp;Tax<br>\nSocial Secu\u00adri\u00adty&nbsp;Tax<br>\nRoad Usa\u00adge&nbsp;Tax<br>\nSales&nbsp;Tax<br>\nRecrea\u00adtio\u00adnal Vehic\u00adle&nbsp;Tax<br>\nSchool Tax<br>\nSta\u00adte Inco\u00adme&nbsp;Tax<br>\nSta\u00adte Unem\u00adployment Tax (<span class=\"caps\">SUTA<\/span>)<br>\nTele\u00adpho\u00adne Fede\u00adral Excise Tax<br>\nTele\u00adpho\u00adne Fede\u00adral Uni\u00adver\u00adsal Ser\u00advice Fee&nbsp;Tax<br>\nTele\u00adpho\u00adne Fede\u00adral, Sta\u00adte and Local Surchar\u00adge Taxes<br>\nTele\u00adpho\u00adne Mini\u00admum Usa\u00adge Surchar\u00adge&nbsp;Tax<br>\nTele\u00adpho\u00adne Recur\u00adring and Non-recur\u00adring Char\u00adges&nbsp;Tax<br>\nTele\u00adpho\u00adne Sta\u00adte and Local&nbsp;Tax<br>\nTele\u00adpho\u00adne Usa\u00adge Char\u00adge&nbsp;Tax<br>\nUti\u00adli\u00adty Taxes<br>\nVehic\u00adle Licen\u00adse Regi\u00adstra\u00adti\u00adon&nbsp;Tax<br>\nVehic\u00adle Sales&nbsp;Tax<br>\nWater\u00adcraft Regi\u00adstra\u00adti\u00adon&nbsp;Tax<br>\nWell Per\u00admit&nbsp;Tax<br>\nWorkers Com\u00adpen\u00adsa\u00adti\u00adon&nbsp;Tax<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"caps\">STILL<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">THINK<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">THIS<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">IS<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">FUNNY<\/span>?<\/p>\n<p><cite><b>Not <span class=\"caps\">ONE<\/span> of the\u00adse taxes exi\u00adsted 100&nbsp;years ago<\/b>,<br>\nand our nati\u00adon* was the most pro\u00adspe\u00adrous in the world.<\/cite><\/p>\n<p>We had abso\u00adlut\u00ade\u00adly no natio\u00adnal debt, had the lar\u00adgest midd\u00adle\u00adclass in the world, and Mom stay\u00aded home to rai\u00adse the&nbsp;kids.<\/p>\n<p>What in the hell happened?<br>\nCan you spell \"p o l i t i c i a n&nbsp;s\"&nbsp;?!<br>\nThe\u00adre we&nbsp;go&nbsp;....<br>\n<\/p>\n<p>* <font size=\"1\">gemeint ist U.S.A., die\u00adse Zusam\u00admen\u00adstel\u00adlung habe ich von dort bekommen&nbsp;....&nbsp;<\/font><br>\n<br> <font size=\"1\"><br>\n[ 3.197 \/&nbsp;sjt&nbsp;]<br>\n<\/font>  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>.... zwar hei\u00ad\u00dfen man\u00adche Steu\u00adern anders, aber f\u00fcr das Ergeb\u00adnis macht das kei\u00adnen Unter\u00adschied&nbsp;.... The Tax&nbsp;Poem Tax his&nbsp;land, Tax his&nbsp;bed, Tax the table At which he's&nbsp;fed. Tax his trac\u00adtor, Tax his&nbsp;mule, Teach him taxes Are the&nbsp;rule. Tax his&nbsp;work, Tax his&nbsp;pay, He works for pea\u00adnuts Any\u00adway! Tax his&nbsp;cow, Tax his&nbsp;goat, Tax his pants, Tax his&nbsp;coat! Tax&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":561,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[281],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-81398","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-markt-geld"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81398","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/561"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=81398"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81398\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=81398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=81398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=81398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}