{"id":81431,"date":"2008-03-27T00:54:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-26T23:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/?p=81431"},"modified":"2008-03-27T00:54:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-26T23:54:00","slug":"beschilderungen-4808074","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/beschilderungen-4808074\/","title":{"rendered":"Beschilderungen ...."},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li> <b>In a Podiatrist's office:<\/b><font size=\"4\"> <font color=\"#ffffff\"><br>\n<i> \"Time wounds all heels.\"<\/i><\/font><\/font> <\/li>\n<li><b>On a Plumber's truck:<\/b> <font color=\"#ffffff\" size=\"4\"><br>\n<i>\"We repair what your hus\u00adband fixed.\"<\/i><\/font> <b><\/b><\/li>\n<li> <b>Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:<\/b><font size=\"4\"> <font color=\"#ffffff\"><br>\n<i> \"Dr. Jones, at your cer\u00advix.\"<\/i><\/font><\/font> <\/li>\n<li><b>On a Church's Bill\u00adboard:<\/b> <font color=\"#ffffff\" size=\"4\"><br>\n<i>\"7&nbsp;days wit\u00adhout God makes one weak.\"<\/i><\/font> <b><\/b><\/li>\n<li><b>On an Electrician's truck:<\/b> <font size=\"4\"><br>\n<i>\"Let us remo\u00adve your shorts.\"<\/i><\/font> <b><\/b><\/li>\n<li><b> In a Nons\u00admo\u00adking Area:<\/b> <font size=\"4\"><br>\n<i>\"If we see smo\u00adke, we will assu\u00adme you are on fire and take appro\u00adpria\u00adte action.\"<\/i><\/font> <\/li>\n<li><b>On a Mater\u00adni\u00adty Room door:<\/b> <font size=\"4\"><br>\n<i>\"Push. Push. Push.\"<\/i><\/font> <b><\/b><\/li>\n<li><b>At a Car Dea\u00adler\u00adship:<\/b> <font size=\"4\"><br>\n<i>\"The best way to get back on your&nbsp;feet<br>\n- Miss a car payment.\"<\/i><\/font> <b><\/b><\/li>\n<li><b>At the Elec\u00adtric Com\u00adpa\u00adny:<\/b> <font size=\"4\"><br>\n<i>\"We would be deligh\u00adted if you send in your payment. Howe\u00adver, if you don't, you will be.\"<\/i><\/font> <b><\/b><\/li>\n<li><b>Out\u00adside a Muff\u00adler Shop:<\/b> <font size=\"4\"><br>\n<i>\"No appoint\u00adment necessary<br>\nWe hear you coming.\"<\/i><\/font> <b><\/b><\/li>\n<li><b>At an Optometrist's Office:<\/b> <font size=\"4\"><br>\n<i>\"If you don't see what you're loo\u00adking&nbsp;for,<br>\nYou've come to the right place.\"<\/i><\/font> <b><\/b><\/li>\n<li><b>At a Pro\u00adpa\u00adne Fil\u00adling Sta\u00adti\u00adon:<\/b> <font size=\"4\"><br>\n<i>\"Thank hea\u00adven for litt\u00adle grills.\"<\/i><\/font> <b><\/b><\/li>\n<li><b>In the front yard of a Fun\u00ade\u00adral Home:<\/b> <font size=\"4\"><br>\n<i>\"Dri\u00adve careful\u00adly. We'll&nbsp;wait.\"<\/i><\/font><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><font size=\"1\"> [ 3.102 \/&nbsp;swe&nbsp;]&nbsp;<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a Podiatrist's office: \"Time wounds all heels.\" On a Plumber's truck: \"We repair what your hus\u00adband fixed.\" Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: \"Dr. Jones, at your cer\u00advix.\" On a Church's Bill\u00adboard: \"7&nbsp;days wit\u00adhout God makes one weak.\" On an Electrician's truck: \"Let us remo\u00adve your shorts.\" In a Nons\u00admo\u00adking Area: \"If we see smoke,&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":561,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[121],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-81431","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cartoon-mehr"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81431","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/561"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=81431"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81431\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=81431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=81431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=81431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}