{"id":81650,"date":"2007-07-26T01:09:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-25T23:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/?p=81650"},"modified":"2007-07-26T01:09:00","modified_gmt":"2007-07-25T23:09:00","slug":"the-spouse-store-a-doctor-4106944","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/the-spouse-store-a-doctor-4106944\/","title":{"rendered":"\"The Spouse Store\" &#038; \"A Doctor\" ...."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A brand new store has just ope\u00adned in New York City that sells Hus\u00adbands. When women go to choo\u00adse a hus\u00adband at the <b>New Hus\u00adband store<\/b>, they have to fol\u00adlow the ins\u00adtruc\u00adtions at the entrance:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span class=\"dquo\">\"<\/span>You may visit this store <span class=\"caps\">ONLY<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">ONCE<\/span>!\" The\u00adre are 6 flo\u00adors and the value of the pro\u00adducts increa\u00adse as you ascend the flights. You may choo\u00adse any item from a par\u00adti\u00adcu\u00adlar flo\u00ador, or may choo\u00adse to go up to the next flo\u00ador, but you <span class=\"caps\">CANNOT<\/span> go back down except to exit the buil\u00adding! So, a woman goes to the Hus\u00adband Store to find a husband.&nbsp;<ol>\nOn the 1<sup class=\"ordinal\">st<\/sup> flo\u00ador the sign on the door reads:\n<li> Flo\u00ador&nbsp;1<br>\n- The\u00adse men have&nbsp;jobs.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<p>The 2<sup class=\"ordinal\">nd<\/sup> flo\u00ador sign reads:<\/p>\n<li> Flo\u00ador&nbsp;2<br>\n- The\u00adse men Have Jobs and Love&nbsp;Kids.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<p>The 3<sup class=\"ordinal\">rd<\/sup> flo\u00ador sign reads:<\/p>\n<li> Flo\u00ador&nbsp;3<br>\n- The\u00adse men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extre\u00adme\u00adly good looking.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<p><span class=\"dquo\">\"<\/span>Wow,\" she thinks, but feels com\u00adpel\u00adled to keep going.<\/p>\n<p>She goes to the 4<sup class=\"ordinal\">th<\/sup> flo\u00ador and the sign reads:<\/p>\n<li> Flo\u00ador&nbsp;4<br>\n- The\u00adse men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Loo\u00adking and Help with Housework.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<p><span class=\"dquo\">\"<\/span>Oh, mer\u00adcy me!\" she exclaims, \"I can hard\u00adly stand&nbsp;it!\"<\/p>\n<p>Still, she goes to the 5<sup class=\"ordinal\">th<\/sup> flo\u00ador and sign reads:<\/p>\n<li> Flo\u00ador&nbsp;5<br>\n- The\u00adse men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gor\u00adge\u00adous, help with Hou\u00adse\u00adwork and Have A Strong Roman\u00adtic Streak.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<p>She is so tempt\u00aded to stay, but she goes to the 6<sup class=\"ordinal\">th<\/sup> flo\u00ador and the sign reads:<\/p>\n<li> Flo\u00ador&nbsp;6<br>\n- You are visi\u00adtor 31,456,012 to this flo\u00ador. The\u00adre are no men on this flo\u00ador. This flo\u00ador exists sole\u00adly as pro\u00adof that women are impos\u00adsi\u00adble to plea\u00adse. Thank you for shop\u00adping at the Hus\u00adband Store&nbsp;.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/li>\n<li> To avo\u00adid gen\u00adder bias char\u00adges, the store's owner opens a <b>New Wives store<\/b> just across the street. A sign at the ent\u00adrance reads:<br>\n\"You may visit this store <span class=\"caps\">ONLY<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">ONCE<\/span>!\" The\u00adre are 6 flo\u00adors and the value of the pro\u00adducts increa\u00adse as you ascend the flights. You may choo\u00adse any item from a par\u00adti\u00adcu\u00adlar flo\u00ador, or may choo\u00adse to go up to the next flo\u00ador, but you <span class=\"caps\">CANNOT<\/span> go back down except to exit the building!\n<ol>\n<li> The 1<sup class=\"ordinal\">st<\/sup> flo\u00ador has wives that love&nbsp;sex.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li> The 2<sup class=\"ordinal\">nd<\/sup> flo\u00ador has wives that love sex and have money.<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li> The 3<sup class=\"ordinal\">rd<\/sup> through 6<sup class=\"ordinal\">th<\/sup> flo\u00adors have never been visited&nbsp;...&nbsp;<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>* edit *<font size=\"1\"><br>\nBit\u00adte als das neh\u00admen was es&nbsp;ist:<br>\nEin&nbsp;Witz!<br>\n<\/font><br>\n<br>  <\/p><center><br>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.twoday.net\/aharef\/images\/mint.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\" align=\"center\" alt=\".... \"> <br>\n<\/center><br>\n\n<p>A Doc\u00adtor was addres\u00adsing a lar\u00adge audi\u00adence in Tampa.<\/p>\n<p><i><span class=\"dquo\">\"<\/span>The mate\u00adri\u00adal we put into our sto\u00admachs is enough to have kil\u00adled most of us sit\u00adting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks cor\u00adro\u00adde your sto\u00admach lining. Chi\u00adne\u00adse food is loa\u00added with <span class=\"caps\">MSG<\/span>. High fat diets can be dis\u00adastrous, and none of us  rea\u00adli\u00adzes the long-term harm cau\u00adsed by the germs in our drin\u00adking water. But the\u00adre is one thing that is the most dan\u00adge\u00adrous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyo\u00adne here tell me what food it is that cau\u00adses the most  grief and suf\u00adfe\u00adring for years after eating it?\"&nbsp;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>After seve\u00adral seconds of quiet,<br>\na 75-year-old man in the front row rai\u00adsed his&nbsp;hand,<br>\nand soft\u00adly&nbsp;said,<\/p>\n<p>\n<\/p><center><b><i>\"Wed\u00adding&nbsp;Cake.\"<\/i><\/b><\/center><br>\n\n<p>* edit *<font size=\"1\"><br>\nBit\u00adte als das neh\u00admen was es&nbsp;ist:<br>\nEin&nbsp;Witz!<br>\n<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A brand new store has just ope\u00adned in New York City that sells Hus\u00adbands. When women go to choo\u00adse a hus\u00adband at the New Hus\u00adband store, they have to fol\u00adlow the ins\u00adtruc\u00adtions at the ent\u00adrance: \"You may visit this store <span class=\"caps\">ONLY<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">ONCE<\/span>!\" The\u00adre are 6 flo\u00adors and the value of the pro\u00adducts increa\u00adse as&nbsp;you&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":561,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[121],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-81650","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cartoon-mehr"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81650","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/561"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=81650"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81650\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=81650"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=81650"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=81650"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}