{"id":81689,"date":"2007-06-27T00:07:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-26T22:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/?p=81689"},"modified":"2007-06-27T00:07:00","modified_gmt":"2007-06-26T22:07:00","slug":"men-are-happier-people-3994231","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/men-are-happier-people-3994231\/","title":{"rendered":"Men are Happier People."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>-- What do you expect from such simp\u00adle crea\u00adtures? Your last name stays put. The gara\u00adge is all yours. Wed\u00adding plans take care of them\u00adsel\u00adves. Cho\u00adco\u00adla\u00adte is just ano\u00adther snack. You can be Pre\u00adsi\u00addent. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear <span class=\"caps\">NO<\/span> shirt to a water park. Car mecha\u00adnics tell you the truth. The world is your uri\u00adnal. You never have to dri\u00adve to ano\u00adther gas sta\u00adti\u00adon rest\u00adroom becau\u00adse this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrink\u00adles add cha\u00adrac\u00adter. Her Wed\u00adding dress - $5000. Your Tux ren\u00adtal - $100. Peo\u00adp\u00adle never sta\u00adre at your chest when you're tal\u00adking to them. The occa\u00adsio\u00adnal well-ren\u00adde\u00adred belch is prac\u00adti\u00adcal\u00adly expec\u00adted. New shoes don't cut, bli\u00adster, or mang\u00adle your feet. One mood all the&nbsp;time.<br>\nPho\u00adne con\u00adver\u00adsa\u00adti\u00adons are over in 30&nbsp;seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vaca\u00adti\u00adon requi\u00adres only one suit\u00adca\u00adse. You can open all your own jars. You get extra cre\u00addit for the sligh\u00adtest act of thoughtful\u00adness. If someone for\u00adgets to invi\u00adte you, he or she can still be your friend.<br>\nYour under\u00adwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap pro\u00adblems in public. You are unable to see wrink\u00adles in your clo\u00adthes. Ever\u00adything on your face stays its ori\u00adgi\u00adnal color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, may\u00adbe deca\u00addes. You only have to shave your face and&nbsp;neck.<br>\nYou can play with toys all your life. Your bel\u00adly usual\u00adly hides your big hips. One wal\u00adlet and one color for all sea\u00adsons. You can wear shorts no mat\u00adter how your legs look. You can \"do\" your nails with a pocket kni\u00adfe. You have free\u00addom of choice con\u00adcer\u00adning gro\u00adwing a musta\u00adche. You can do Christ\u00admas shop\u00adping for 25 rela\u00adti\u00adves on Decem\u00adber 24&nbsp;in 25&nbsp;minutes.<\/p>\n<p>No won\u00adder men are happier.<\/p>\n<p>Talk about this to the women who can hand\u00adle&nbsp;it&nbsp;....<br>\nAnd to the men who will enjoy rea\u00adding&nbsp;it&nbsp;....<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"1\">jhg<br>\n<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>-- What do you expect from such simp\u00adle crea\u00adtures? Your last name stays put. The gara\u00adge is all yours. Wed\u00adding plans take care of them\u00adsel\u00adves. Cho\u00adco\u00adla\u00adte is just ano\u00adther snack. You can be Pre\u00adsi\u00addent. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear <span class=\"caps\">NO<\/span> shirt&nbsp;to&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":561,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[211],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-81689","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vorurteile"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81689","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/561"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=81689"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81689\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=81689"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=81689"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=81689"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}