Ein Bei\u00adspiel f\u00fcr U.S.-Witze ....<\/p>\n
Choo\u00adsing a wife<\/u><\/p>\n
A man wan\u00adted to get mar\u00adried. He was having trou\u00adble choo\u00adsing among three likely can\u00addi\u00adda\u00adtes. He gives each woman a pre\u00adsent of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.<\/p>\n
The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fan\u00adcy beau\u00adty salon, gets her hair done, new make-up and buys seve\u00adral new out\u00adfits, and dres\u00adses up very nice\u00adly for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attrac\u00adti\u00adve for him becau\u00adse she loves him so much.<\/p>\n
The man was impressed.<\/p>\n
The second goes shop\u00adping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new giz\u00admos for his com\u00adpu\u00adter, and some expen\u00adsi\u00adve clo\u00adthes. As she pres\u00adents the\u00adse gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him becau\u00adse she loves him so much.<\/p>\n
Again , the man is impressed.<\/p>\n
The third invests the money in the stock mar\u00adket. She ear\u00adns seve\u00adral times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the rema\u00adin\u00adder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future becau\u00adse she loves him so much.<\/p>\n
Obvious\u00adly, the man was impressed.<\/p>\n
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.<\/p>\n
Then, he mar\u00adried the one with the big\u00adgest boobs.<\/p>\n
Men are like that, you know.<\/p>\n
The\u00adre is more money being spent on breast implants and Via\u00adgra in the U.S.A. today than on Alzheimer's rese\u00adarch. This means that by 2040, the\u00adre should be a lar\u00adge elder\u00adly popu\u00adla\u00adti\u00adon with per\u00adky boobs and huge erec\u00adtions and abso\u00adlut\u00ade\u00adly no recoll\u00adec\u00adtion of what to do with them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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