{"id":81842,"date":"2007-02-07T03:30:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-07T02:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/?p=81842"},"modified":"2007-02-07T03:30:00","modified_gmt":"2007-02-07T02:30:00","slug":"zum-wesen-verschiedener-nationalitaeten-3289549","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/zum-wesen-verschiedener-nationalitaeten-3289549\/","title":{"rendered":"Zum Wesen verschiedener Nationalit\u00e4ten ...."},"content":{"rendered":"
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On a chain of beau\u00adtiful deser\u00adted islands in the midd\u00adle of South Paci\u00adfic, the fol\u00adlo\u00adwing peo\u00adp\u00adle are stranded:<\/p>\n

Two Ita\u00adli\u00adan men and one Ita\u00adli\u00adan woman.
\nTwo French men and one French woman.
\nTwo Ger\u00adman men and one Ger\u00adman woman.
\nTwo Greek men and one Greek woman.
\nTwo Bri\u00adtish men and one Bri\u00adtish woman.
\nTwo Bul\u00adga\u00adri\u00adan men and one Bul\u00adga\u00adri\u00adan woman.
\nTwo Japa\u00adne\u00adse men and one Japa\u00adne\u00adse woman.
\nTwo Chi\u00adne\u00adse men and one Chi\u00adne\u00adse woman.
\nTwo Irish men and one Irish woman.
\nTwo Ame\u00adri\u00adcan men and one Ame\u00adri\u00adcan woman.<\/p>\n

One month later, on the\u00adse abso\u00adlut\u00ade\u00adly stun\u00adning deser\u00adted islands in the midd\u00adle of nowhe\u00adre, the fol\u00adlo\u00adwing things have occurred:<\/p>\n

One Ita\u00adli\u00adan man kil\u00adled the other Ita\u00adli\u00adan man for the Ita\u00adli\u00adan woman.<\/p>\n

The two French men and the French woman are living hap\u00adpi\u00adly tog\u00ade\u00adther in a m\u00e9 nage a trios.<\/p>\n

The two Ger\u00adman men have a strict weekly sche\u00addu\u00adle of alter\u00adna\u00adting visits with the Ger\u00adman woman.<\/p>\n

The two Greek men are slee\u00adping tog\u00ade\u00adther and the Greek woman is coo\u00adking and clea\u00adning for them.<\/p>\n

The two Bri\u00adtish men are wai\u00adting for someone to intro\u00addu\u00adce them to the Bri\u00adtish woman.<\/p>\n

The two Bul\u00adga\u00adri\u00adan men took one look at the Bul\u00adga\u00adri\u00adan woman and star\u00adted swim\u00adming to ano\u00adther island.<\/p>\n

The two Japa\u00adne\u00adse have faxed Tokyo and are awai\u00adting instructions.<\/p>\n

The two Chi\u00adne\u00adse men have set up a phar\u00adma\u00adcy, liqu\u00ador store, restau\u00adrant, and laun\u00addry, and have got\u00adten the woman pregnant in order to sup\u00adp\u00adly employees for their stores.<\/p>\n

The two Irish men divi\u00added the island into north and south and set up a distil\u00adlery. They do not remem\u00adber if sex is in the pic\u00adtu\u00adre becau\u00adse it gets some\u00adwhat fog\u00adgy after a few liters of coco\u00adnut whis\u00adkey. Howe\u00adver, they're satis\u00adfied becau\u00adse the Bri\u00adtish aren't having any fun.<\/p>\n

The two Ame\u00adri\u00adcan men are con\u00adtem\u00adpla\u00adting sui\u00adci\u00adde, becau\u00adse the Ame\u00adri\u00adcan woman will not shut up and com\u00adplains relent\u00adless\u00adly about her body, the true natu\u00adre of femi\u00adnism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do anything they can do, the neces\u00adsi\u00adty of ful\u00adfill\u00adment, the equal divi\u00adsi\u00adon of hou\u00adse\u00adhold cho\u00adres, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boy\u00adfri\u00adend respec\u00adted her opi\u00adni\u00adon and trea\u00adted her nicer than they do, and how her rela\u00adti\u00adon\u00adship with her mother is the root cau\u00adse of all her pro\u00adblems, and why didn't they bring a damn cell pho\u00adne so they could call 911 and get them all res\u00adcued off this God-for\u00adsa\u00adken deser\u00adted island in the midd\u00adle of frea\u00adking nowhe\u00adre so she can get her nails done and go shopping ....<\/p>\n

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[Quel\u00adle<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

On a chain of beau\u00adtiful deser\u00adted islands in the midd\u00adle of South Paci\u00adfic, the fol\u00adlo\u00adwing peo\u00adp\u00adle are stran\u00added: Two Ita\u00adli\u00adan men and one Ita\u00adli\u00adan woman. Two French men and one French woman. Two Ger\u00adman men and one Ger\u00adman woman. Two Greek men and one Greek woman. Two Bri\u00adtish men and one Bri\u00adtish woman. Two Bulgarian [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":561,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5511],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-81842","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-unkategorisiert"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81842","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/561"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=81842"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81842\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=81842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=81842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=81842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}