{"id":81852,"date":"2007-02-01T21:47:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-01T20:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/?p=81852"},"modified":"2007-02-01T21:47:00","modified_gmt":"2007-02-01T20:47:00","slug":"wenn-ich-nicht-verheiratet-waere-3268476","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wenn-ich-nicht-verheiratet-waere-3268476\/","title":{"rendered":"Wenn ich nicht verheiratet w\u00e4re - ...."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>und noch eine Part\u00adne\u00adrin suchen m\u00fc\u00df\u00adte - g\u00e4be es ein paar Kri\u00adte\u00adri\u00aden, die ich 'mal etwas flap\u00adsig als \"Aus\u00adschlu\u00df- oder KO-Kri\u00adte\u00adri\u00aden\" bezeich\u00adnen will .... wel\u00adche Kri\u00adte\u00adri\u00aden das&nbsp;sind?<br>\nNa, zum Bei\u00adspiel w\u00fcr\u00adde ich kei\u00adne Part\u00adne\u00adrin haben wol\u00adlen&nbsp;die&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li> an einer Ampel den Knopf mehr als ein\u00admal dr\u00fcckt&nbsp;....&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li> zu jedem Paar Schu\u00adhe die pas\u00adsen\u00adde Hand\u00adta\u00adsche braucht&nbsp;....&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li> mehr als 10 Minu\u00adten \u00fcber Nich\u00adtig\u00adkei\u00adten am Tele\u00adfon plaudert&nbsp;....&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li> zum Aus\u00adwech\u00adseln einer Gl\u00fch\u00adbir\u00adne den Elek\u00adtri\u00adker anruft&nbsp;....&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li> kei\u00adne Gebrauchs\u00adan\u00adwei\u00adsun\u00adgen liest und daher z.B. \u00f6fter eine neue Wasch\u00adma\u00adschi\u00adne braucht, weil sie \u00fcber Jah\u00adre das Flu\u00adsen\u00adsieb nicht sau\u00adber gemacht hat&nbsp;....&nbsp;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<hr>\n<p>Aber gott\u00adlob bin ich ja verheiratet&nbsp;....<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>und noch eine Part\u00adne\u00adrin suchen m\u00fc\u00df\u00adte - g\u00e4be es ein paar Kri\u00adte\u00adri\u00aden, die ich 'mal etwas flap\u00adsig als \"Aus\u00ad\u00ad\u00adschlu\u00df- oder KO-Kri\u00adte\u00adri\u00aden\" bezeich\u00adnen will .... wel\u00adche Kri\u00adte\u00adri\u00aden das&nbsp;sind? Na, zum Bei\u00adspiel w\u00fcr\u00adde ich kei\u00adne Part\u00adne\u00adrin haben wol\u00adlen&nbsp;die&nbsp; an einer Ampel den Knopf mehr als ein\u00admal dr\u00fcckt&nbsp;....&nbsp; zu jedem Paar Schu\u00adhe die pas\u00adsen\u00adde Hand\u00adta\u00adsche braucht&nbsp;....&nbsp; mehr als&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":561,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[141],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-81852","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-leben"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81852","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/561"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=81852"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81852\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=81852"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=81852"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=81852"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}