{"id":82094,"date":"2006-04-09T00:58:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-08T22:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/?p=82094"},"modified":"2006-04-09T00:58:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-08T22:58:00","slug":"a-visual-demonstration-statt-wort-zum-sonntag-1807873","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/a-visual-demonstration-statt-wort-zum-sonntag-1807873\/","title":{"rendered":"a visual demonstration .... statt \"Wort zum Sonntag\""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"2\">A mini\u00adster deci\u00added that a visu\u00adal demon\u00adstra\u00adti\u00adon would add empha\u00adsis to his Sun\u00adday sermon.<\/font><\/p>\n<p>Four worms were pla\u00adced into four sepa\u00adra\u00adte&nbsp;jars.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li> The first worm was put into a con\u00adtai\u00adner of alcohol.<\/li>\n<li> The second worm was put into a con\u00adtai\u00adner of ciga\u00adret\u00adte smoke.<\/li>\n<li> The third worm was put into a con\u00adtai\u00adner of cho\u00adco\u00adla\u00adte syrup.<\/li>\n<li> The fourth worm was put into a con\u00adtai\u00adner of good clean&nbsp;soil.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>At the con\u00adclu\u00adsi\u00adon of the ser\u00admon, the Mini\u00adster repor\u00adted the fol\u00adlo\u00adwing results:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li> The first worm in alcohol&nbsp;<\/li>\n<p>- Dead.<\/p>\n<li> The second worm in ciga\u00adret\u00adte smoke&nbsp;<\/li>\n<p>- Dead.<\/p>\n<li> Third worm in cho\u00adco\u00adla\u00adte syrup&nbsp;<\/li>\n<p>- Dead.<\/p>\n<li> Fourth worm in good clean&nbsp;soil&nbsp;<\/li>\n<p>- Ali\u00adve.<\/p><\/ul>\n<p>So the Mini\u00adster asked the congregation<br>\n<i>\"What can you learn from this demonstration?\"<\/i><\/p>\n<p>A litt\u00adle old woman in the back quick\u00adly rai\u00adsed her hand and&nbsp;said,<br>\n<i>\"As long as you drink, smo\u00adke and eat cho\u00adco\u00adla\u00adte, you won't have worms!\"<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Don't we just love litt\u00adle old ladies?<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><font size=\"1\">[sent by John&nbsp;G.]<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A mini\u00adster deci\u00added that a visu\u00adal demon\u00adstra\u00adti\u00adon would add empha\u00adsis to his Sun\u00adday ser\u00admon. Four worms were pla\u00adced into four sepa\u00adra\u00adte&nbsp;jars. The first worm was put into a con\u00adtai\u00adner of alco\u00adhol. The second worm was put into a con\u00adtai\u00adner of ciga\u00adret\u00adte smo\u00adke. The third worm was put into a con\u00adtai\u00adner of cho\u00adco\u00adla\u00adte syrup. The fourth&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":561,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[121],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82094","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cartoon-mehr"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82094","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/561"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82094"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82094\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82094"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82094"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82094"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}