{"id":82125,"date":"2006-04-01T12:46:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-01T10:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/?p=82125"},"modified":"2006-04-01T12:46:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-01T10:46:00","slug":"its-called-perspective-1776170","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/its-called-perspective-1776170\/","title":{"rendered":"It's called perspective ...."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"2\">Three women die tog\u00ade\u00adther in an acci\u00addent and go to heaven.<br>\nWhen they get the\u00adre, St. Peter&nbsp;says,<br>\n<i>\"We only have one rule here in hea\u00adven: don't step on the ducks!\"<\/i><br>\nSo they enter hea\u00adven, and sure enough, the\u00adre are ducks all over the place. It is almost impos\u00adsi\u00adble not to step on a duck, and alt\u00adhough they try their best to avo\u00adid them, the first woman acci\u00adden\u00adtal\u00adly steps on&nbsp;one.<br>\nAlong comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever&nbsp;saw.<br>\nSt. Peter chains them tog\u00ade\u00adther and&nbsp;says,<br>\n<i>\"Your punish\u00adment for step\u00adping on a duck is to spend eter\u00adni\u00adty chai\u00adned to this ugly&nbsp;man!\"<\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<p>The next day, the second woman steps acci\u00adden\u00adtal\u00adly on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing.  With him is ano\u00adther extre\u00adme\u00adly ugly man. He chains them tog\u00ade\u00adther with the same admo\u00adnish\u00adment as for the first woman.<\/p>\n<p>The third woman has obser\u00adved all this and, not wan\u00adting to be chai\u00adned for all eter\u00adni\u00adty to an ugly man, is very, <span class=\"caps\">VERY<\/span> careful whe\u00adre she steps. She mana\u00adges to go months wit\u00adhout step\u00adping on any ducks. One day St. Peter comes up to her with the most hand\u00adso\u00adme man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelas\u00adhes, mus\u00adcu\u00adlar, and thin. St. Peter chains them tog\u00ade\u00adther wit\u00adhout say\u00ading a&nbsp;word.<\/p>\n<p>The hap\u00adpy woman&nbsp;says,<br>\n<i>\"I won\u00adder what I did to deser\u00adve being chai\u00adned to you for all of eternity?\"<\/i><\/p>\n<p>The guy replies,<br>\n<i>\"I don't know about you, but I step\u00adped on a&nbsp;duck!<\/i><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><font size=\"1\">[cre\u00addits: John&nbsp;G.]<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three women die tog\u00ade\u00adther in an acci\u00addent and go to hea\u00adven. When they get the\u00adre, St. Peter&nbsp;says, \"We only have one rule here in hea\u00adven: don't step on the ducks!\" So they enter hea\u00adven, and sure enough, the\u00adre are ducks all over the place. It is almost impos\u00adsi\u00adble not to step on a duck,&nbsp;and&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":561,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[121],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82125","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cartoon-mehr"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82125","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/561"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82125"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82125\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}