{"id":82130,"date":"2006-03-31T21:06:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-31T19:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/?p=82130"},"modified":"2006-03-31T21:06:00","modified_gmt":"2006-03-31T19:06:00","slug":"am-beispiel-lernen-1774447","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/am-beispiel-lernen-1774447\/","title":{"rendered":"Am Beispiel lernen ...."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man was wal\u00adking down the street when he was aproa\u00adched by a par\u00adti\u00adcu\u00adlar\u00adly dir\u00adty and shab\u00adby-loo\u00adking home\u00adl\u00adess man who asked him for a cou\u00adple of dol\u00adlars for dinner.<br>\nThe man took out his wal\u00adlet, extra\u00adc\u00adted ten dol\u00adlars and asked,<br>\n<i>\"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?\"<\/i><br>\n<i>\"No, I had to stop drin\u00adking years&nbsp;ago,\"&nbsp;<\/i><br>\nthe home\u00adl\u00adess man replied.<br>\n<i>\"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buy\u00ading&nbsp;food?\"&nbsp;<\/i><br>\nthe man asked.<br>\n<i>\"No, I don't waste time fishing,\"&nbsp;<\/i><br>\nthe home\u00adl\u00adess man&nbsp;said.<br>\n<i>\"I need to spend all my time try\u00ading to stay alive.\"<\/i><br>\n<i>\"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf cour\u00adse instead of&nbsp;food?\"&nbsp;<\/i><br>\nthe man asked.<br>\n<i>\"Are you&nbsp;<span class=\"caps\">NUTS<\/span>!\"&nbsp;<\/i><br>\nreplied the home\u00adl\u00adess&nbsp;man.<br>\n<i>\"I haven't play\u00aded golf in 20&nbsp;years!\"<\/i><br>\n<i>\"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of&nbsp;food?\"&nbsp;<\/i><br>\nthe man asked.<br>\n<i>\"What dise\u00ada\u00adse would I get for ten lou\u00adsy bucks?\"&nbsp;<\/i><br>\nexclai\u00admed the home\u00adl\u00adess&nbsp;man.<br>\n<i>\"Well,\" <\/i><br>\nsaid the&nbsp;man,<br>\n<i>\"I'm not going to give you the money Instead, I'm going to take you home for a ter\u00adri\u00adfic din\u00adner coo\u00adked by my&nbsp;wife.\"<\/i><br>\nThe home\u00adl\u00adess man was astounded.<br>\n<i>\"Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dir\u00adty, and I pro\u00adba\u00adb\u00adly smell pret\u00adty disgusting.\"<\/i><\/p>\n<p>The man replied,<br>\n<i>\"That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and&nbsp;sex.\"<\/i><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><font size=\"1\">[sent by John&nbsp;G.]<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man was wal\u00adking down the street when he was aproa\u00adched by a par\u00adti\u00adcu\u00adlar\u00adly dir\u00adty and shab\u00ad\u00adby-loo\u00adking home\u00adl\u00adess man who asked him for a cou\u00adple of dol\u00adlars for din\u00adner. The man took out his wal\u00adlet, extra\u00adc\u00adted ten dol\u00adlars and asked, \"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":561,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[251],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gewust-wie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/561"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82130"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82130\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}