{"id":82145,"date":"2006-03-28T00:54:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-27T22:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/?p=82145"},"modified":"2006-03-28T00:54:00","modified_gmt":"2006-03-27T22:54:00","slug":"politically-correct-how-to-speak-about-men-1756144","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/politically-correct-how-to-speak-about-men-1756144\/","title":{"rendered":"POLITICALLY CORRECT: HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN ...."},"content":{"rendered":"<ol>\n<li> He does not have a \"<span class=\"caps\">BEER<\/span>&nbsp;<span class=\"caps\">GUT<\/span>\"<br>\n- he has deve\u00adlo\u00adped a \"<span class=\"caps\">LIQUID<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">GRAIN<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">STORAGE<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">FACILITY<\/span>.\"&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li> He is not a \"<span class=\"caps\">BAD<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">DANCER<\/span>\"<br>\n- he is \"<span class=\"caps\">OVERLY<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">CAUCASIAN<\/span>.\"&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li> He does not \"<span class=\"caps\">GET<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">LOST<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">ALL<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">THE<\/span>&nbsp;<span class=\"caps\">TIME<\/span>\"<br>\n- he \"<span class=\"caps\">INVESTIGATES<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">ALTERNATIVE<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">DESTINATIONS<\/span>.\"&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li> He is not \"<span class=\"caps\">BALDING<\/span>\"<br>\n- he is in \"<span class=\"caps\">FOLLICLE<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">REGRESSION<\/span>.\"&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li> He is not a \"<span class=\"caps\">CRADLE<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">ROBBER<\/span>\"<br>\n- he pre\u00adfers <span class=\"caps\">GENERATIONAL<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">DIFFERENTIAL<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">RELATIONSHIPS<\/span>.\"&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li> He does not get \"<span class=\"caps\">FALLING-DOWN<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">DRUNK<\/span>\"<br>\n- he beco\u00admes \"<span class=\"caps\">ACCIDENTALLY<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">HORIZONTAL<\/span>.\"&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li> He does not act like a \"<span class=\"caps\">TOTAL<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">ASS<\/span>\"<br>\n- he deve\u00adlo\u00adps a case of <span class=\"caps\">RECTAL-CRANIAL<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">INVERSION<\/span>.\"&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li> He is not a \"<span class=\"caps\">MALE<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">CHAUVINIST<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">PIG<\/span>\"<br>\n- he has \"<span class=\"caps\">SWINE<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">EMPATHY<\/span>.\"&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li> It's not his \"<span class=\"caps\">CRACK<\/span>\" you see han\u00adging out of his pants<br>\n- It's \"<span class=\"caps\">REAR<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">CLEAVAGE<\/span>\"&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li> He is not afraid of \"<span class=\"caps\">COMMITMENT<\/span>\"<br>\n- he is \"<span class=\"caps\">RELATIONSHIP<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">CHALLENGED<\/span>.\"&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li> He is not \"<span class=\"caps\">HORNY<\/span>\"<br>\n- he is \"<span class=\"caps\">SEXUALLY<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">FOCUSED<\/span>.\"&nbsp;<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<hr>\n<p><font size=\"1\">[via John G.]<\/font>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He does not have a \"<span class=\"caps\">BEER<\/span>&nbsp;<span class=\"caps\">GUT<\/span>\" - he has deve\u00adlo\u00adped a \"<span class=\"caps\">LIQUID<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">GRAIN<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">STORAGE<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">FACILITY<\/span>.\"&nbsp; He is not a \"<span class=\"caps\">BAD<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">DANCER<\/span>\" - he is \"<span class=\"caps\">OVERLY<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">CAUCASIAN<\/span>.\"&nbsp; He does not \"<span class=\"caps\">GET<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">LOST<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">ALL<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">THE<\/span>&nbsp;<span class=\"caps\">TIME<\/span>\" - he \"<span class=\"caps\">INVESTIGATES<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">ALTERNATIVE<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">DESTINATIONS<\/span>.\"&nbsp; He is not \"<span class=\"caps\">BALDING<\/span>\" - he is in \"<span class=\"caps\">FOLLICLE<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">REGRESSION<\/span>.\"&nbsp; He is not a \"<span class=\"caps\">CRADLE<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">ROBBER<\/span>\"&nbsp;-&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":561,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82145","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zeitgeist"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82145","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/561"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82145"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82145\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}