Stel\u00adlen sie sich fol\u00adgen\u00adde Situa\u00adti\u00adon vor:
\nCaf\u00e9 im Super\u00admarkt - mit Eis\u00adthe\u00adke, eine Kugel f\u00fcr 50 Cent - davor zwei Schwe\u00adstern, eine ca. 8, die ande\u00adre ca. 4 Jah\u00adre alt.<\/p>\n
Die Bedie\u00adnung fragt die bei\u00adden jun\u00adgen Damen nach ihren W\u00fcn\u00adschen. Die \u00e4lte\u00adre Schwe\u00adster f\u00e4ngt an
\n\"Ich neh\u00adme eine Kugel Schokoladeneis.\"
\n\"Ich auch\", kr\u00e4ht die klei\u00adne Schwester.<\/p>\n
Die Bedie\u00adnung nimmt zwei T\u00f6pf\u00adchen her und schau\u00adfelt Scho\u00adko\u00adla\u00adden\u00adeis in den ersten Becher. Fer\u00adtig - und \u00fcber den Tre\u00adsen gereicht - die gro\u00ad\u00dfe Schwe\u00adster greift zu.<\/p>\n
Nun nimmt die Bedie\u00adnung das Eis\u00adbe\u00adh\u00e4lt\u00adnis her\u00adaus und sagt
\n\"Da ist nur noch ein Rest drin\"
\n- und zur klei\u00adnen Schwe\u00adster gewandt
\n\"Da hast Du aber Gl\u00fcck,
\ndas ist mehr<\/i> als ein Eis aber weni\u00adger<\/i> als zwei .... \"<\/p>\n
In die\u00adsem Moment gibt die gro\u00ad\u00dfe Schwe\u00adster der klei\u00adne\u00adren den Becher mit Scho\u00adko\u00adla\u00adden\u00adeis, von dem sie schon ein wenig geges\u00adsen hat und sagt
\n\"Hier, du kannst schon 'mal mit die\u00adsem anfan\u00adgen - ich war\u00adte noch bis das ande\u00adre Eis fer\u00adtig ist\"<\/p>\n
Die Klei\u00adne nimmt den ange\u00adbo\u00adte\u00adnen Becher.
\nWie gut f\u00fcr die Gro\u00ad\u00dfe, da\u00df das so pro\u00adblem\u00adlos \u00fcber die B\u00fch\u00adne ging!<\/p>\n
Wie hei\u00dft es doch im Sprichwort:
\n\"Br\u00fc\u00adder\u00adlich geteilt - Schwe\u00adster\u00adlich beschissen .... \"<\/p>\n
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\nIma\u00adgi\u00adne the fol\u00adlo\u00adwing situation:
\nCaf\u00e9 in the super\u00admar\u00adket - with an ice cream coun\u00adter, a scoop for 50 cents - in front of it two sisters, one about 8, the other about 4 years old.\n
The wai\u00adtress asks the two young ladies what they would like. The older sister begins
\n\"I'll have a scoop of cho\u00adco\u00adla\u00adte ice cream.\"
\n\"Me too,\" crows the litt\u00adle sister.<\/p>\n
The wai\u00adtress takes two pots and scoops cho\u00adco\u00adla\u00adte ice cream into the first pot. Done - and han\u00added over the coun\u00adter - the big sister grabs it.<\/p>\n
Now the wai\u00adter takes out the ice cream con\u00adtai\u00adner and says
\n\"There's only one scoop left\"
\n- and tur\u00adned to the litt\u00adle sister
\n\"But you're lucky
\nthat's more than one ice cream scoop but less than two....\"<\/p>\n
At that moment, the big sister gives the litt\u00adle one the cup with cho\u00adco\u00adla\u00adte ice cream, of which she has alre\u00ada\u00addy eaten a litt\u00adle and says
\n\"Here, you can start with this one - I'll wait until the other ice cream is ready\"<\/p>\n
The litt\u00adle one takes the offe\u00adred cup.
\nHow good for the big one that it went so smoothly!<\/p>\n
As the say\u00ading goes:
\n\"Brot\u00adher\u00adly Divi\u00added - Sister\u00adly defrauded ....\" <\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Stel\u00adlen sie sich fol\u00adgen\u00adde Situa\u00adti\u00adon vor: Caf\u00e9 im Super\u00admarkt - mit Eis\u00adthe\u00adke, eine Kugel f\u00fcr 50 Cent - davor zwei Schwe\u00adstern, eine ca. 8, die ande\u00adre ca. 4 Jah\u00adre alt. Die Bedie\u00adnung fragt die bei\u00adden jun\u00adgen Damen nach ihren W\u00fcn\u00adschen. Die \u00e4lte\u00adre Schwe\u00adster f\u00e4ngt an \"Ich neh\u00adme eine Kugel Scho\u00adko\u00adla\u00adden\u00adeis.\" \"Ich auch\", kr\u00e4ht die klei\u00adne Schwe\u00adster. Die Bedienung [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":561,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5667,251],"tags":[7595],"class_list":["post-82231","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opa-erzaehlt-vom-krieg","category-gewust-wie","tag-brotherly-divided-sisterly-defrauded"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82231","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/561"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82231"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82231\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}