A very suc\u00adcessful poli\u00adti\u00adci\u00adan park\u00aded his brand new Lexus in front of the office, rea\u00addy to show it off to his col\u00adle\u00adagues. As he got out, a truck came along too clo\u00adse to the curb and com\u00adple\u00adte\u00adly tore off the driver's door.<\/p>\n
For\u00adt\u00adu\u00adn\u00ada\u00adte\u00adly, a cop in a poli\u00adce car was clo\u00adse enough to see the acci\u00addent and pul\u00adled up behind the Lexus, his lights flashing.<\/p>\n
But, befo\u00adre the cop had a chan\u00adce to ask any que\u00adsti\u00adons, the poli\u00adti\u00adci\u00adan star\u00adted screa\u00adming hyste\u00adri\u00adcal\u00adly about how his Lexus, which he had just picked up the day befo\u00adre, how it was now com\u00adple\u00adte\u00adly rui\u00adned and would never be the same, no mat\u00adter how hard the body shop tried.<\/p>\n
After the poli\u00adti\u00adci\u00adan final\u00adly wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in dis\u00adgust and dis\u00adbe\u00adlief. \"I can't belie\u00adve how mate\u00adria\u00adli\u00adstic you poli\u00adti\u00adci\u00adans are,\" he said. \"You are so focu\u00adsed on your pos\u00adses\u00adsi\u00adons that you neglect the most important things in life.\"<\/p>\n
\"<\/span>How can you say such a thing?\" asked the politician.<\/p>\n The cop replied, \"Don't you even rea\u00adli\u00adze that your left arm is miss\u00ading? It got rip\u00adped off when the truck hit you!!!\"<\/p>\n \"<\/span>OH<\/span>, MY<\/span> GOD<\/span>!\" screa\u00admed the poli\u00adti\u00adci\u00adan \"MY<\/span> ROLEX<\/span>!\"<\/p>\n [via John G.]<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A very suc\u00adcessful poli\u00adti\u00adci\u00adan park\u00aded his brand new Lexus in front of the office, rea\u00addy to show it off to his col\u00adle\u00adagues. As he got out, a truck came along too clo\u00adse to the curb and com\u00adple\u00adte\u00adly tore off the driver's door. For\u00adt\u00adu\u00adn\u00ada\u00adte\u00adly, a cop in a poli\u00adce car was clo\u00adse enough to see the [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":561,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[131],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82280","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kaum-zu-glauben"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82280","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/561"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82280"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82280\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82280"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82280"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82280"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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