A biker stops by the local Har\u00adley Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn't do it while he wai\u00adted, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.<\/p>\n
On the way home he stop\u00adped at the hard\u00adware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stop\u00adped by the feed store \/ live\u00adstock dea\u00adler and picked up a cou\u00adple of chickens and a goo\u00adse. Howe\u00adver, strugg\u00adling out\u00adside the store he now had a pro\u00adblem: how to car\u00adry all of his purcha\u00adses home.<\/p>\n
While he is scrat\u00adching his head he is approa\u00adched by a young lady who told him she was lost.<\/p>\n
She asked, \"Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mocking\u00adbird Lane?\"
\nThe biker said, \"Well, as a mat\u00adter of fact, I live at 1616 Mocking\u00adbird Lane. I would show you how to get the\u00adre but I can't car\u00adry this lot.\"<\/p>\n
The lady sug\u00adge\u00adsted, \"Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, car\u00adry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and car\u00adry the goo\u00adse in your other hand?<\/p>\n
\"<\/span>Why thank you very much,\" the guy said and pro\u00adce\u00ade\u00added to bring the girl home.<\/p>\n On the way he says: \"Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be the\u00adre in no time.\"<\/p>\n The lady loo\u00adked him over cau\u00adtious\u00adly then said, \"I am a lonely woman wit\u00adhout a hus\u00adband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?\"<\/p>\n The biker said, \"Holy smo\u00adkes lady! I am car\u00adry\u00ading a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goo\u00adse. How in the world could I pos\u00adsi\u00adbly hold you up against the wall and do that?<\/p>\n The lady replied, \"Set the goo\u00adse down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket and I'll hold the chickens ....<\/p>\n [via John G.]<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A biker stops by the local Har\u00adley Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn't do it while he wai\u00adted, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stop\u00adped at the hard\u00adware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stop\u00adped by the feed store \/ [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":561,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[131],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kaum-zu-glauben"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/561"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82300"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82300\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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