{"id":82306,"date":"2006-02-07T20:31:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-07T19:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/?p=82306"},"modified":"2006-02-07T20:31:00","modified_gmt":"2006-02-07T19:31:00","slug":"bitte-laut-lesen-1528600","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/bitte-laut-lesen-1528600\/","title":{"rendered":"Bitte laut lesen .... !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><u>Tech sup\u00adport<\/u>:<br>\n<i>\"Okay Bob, let's press the con\u00adtrol and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the midd\u00adle of the screen. Now type the let\u00adter \"P\" to bring up the Pro\u00adgram Manager.\"<\/i><\/p>\n<p><u>Cus\u00adto\u00admer<\/u>:<br>\n<i>I don't have a&nbsp;P.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><u>Tech sup\u00adport<\/u>:<br>\n<i>On your key\u00adboard, Bob.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><u>Cus\u00adto\u00admer<\/u>:<br>\n<i>What do you&nbsp;mean?<\/i><\/p>\n<p><u>Tech sup\u00adport<\/u>:<br>\n<i>\"P\".....on your key\u00adboard, Bob.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><u>Cus\u00adto\u00admer<\/u>:<br>\n<i> I'M <b><span class=\"caps\">NOT<\/span><\/b> <span class=\"caps\">GOING<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">TO<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">DO<\/span>&nbsp;<span class=\"caps\">THAT<\/span>!!<\/i><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><font size=\"1\"> [\"to pee\" = (umgangs\u00adsprach\u00adlich) \"pin\u00adkeln\"]<\/font><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>Noch einer:<\/p>\n<p><u>Tech sup\u00adport<\/u>:<br>\n<i>How may! I help&nbsp;you?<\/i><\/p>\n<p><u>Cus\u00adto\u00admer<\/u>:<br>\n<i>I'm wri\u00adting my first e-mail.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><u>Tech sup\u00adport<\/u>:<br>\n<i><span class=\"caps\">OK<\/span>,  and what seems to be the problem?<\/i><\/p>\n<p><u>Cus\u00adto\u00admer<\/u>:<br>\n<i>Well, I have the let\u00adter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the cir\u00adcle around it?<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tech sup\u00adport: \"Okay Bob, let's press the con\u00adtrol and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the midd\u00adle of the screen. Now type the let\u00adter \"P\" to bring up the Pro\u00adgram Mana\u00adger.\" Cus\u00adto\u00admer: I don't have a&nbsp;P. Tech sup\u00adport: On your key\u00adboard, Bob. Cus\u00adto\u00admer: What do you&nbsp;mean? Tech support:&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":561,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[121],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82306","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cartoon-mehr"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82306","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/561"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82306"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82306\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}