{"id":82369,"date":"2006-01-13T23:54:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-13T22:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/?p=82369"},"modified":"2006-01-13T23:54:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-13T22:54:00","slug":"the-blonde-year-in-review-1410580","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/the-blonde-year-in-review-1410580\/","title":{"rendered":"The Blonde Year in Review"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul><font size=\"2\">\n<li> <b>Janu\u00adary <\/b><br>\n- Took her new scarf back to the store becau\u00adse it was too tight.<\/li>\n<li> <b>Febru\u00adary<\/b><br>\n- Orde\u00adred new dra\u00adpes for her com\u00adpu\u00adter becau\u00adse it had windows.<\/li>\n<li> <b>March<\/b><br>\n- Got exci\u00adted when she finis\u00adhed a jigsaw puz\u00adzle in 6 months becau\u00adse the box said \"2\u22124&nbsp;years.\"<\/li>\n<li> <b>April <\/b><br>\n- Was trap\u00adped on an escala\u00adtor for hours when the power went&nbsp;out.<\/li>\n<li> <b>May<\/b><br>\n- Couldn't make Kool-Aid becau\u00adse 8 cups of water wouldn't fit into the litt\u00adle packet.<\/li>\n<li> <b>June <\/b><br>\n- Couldn't learn to water ski becau\u00adse she couldn't find a lake with a slope.<\/li>\n<li> <b>July<\/b><br>\n- After losing in a breast stro\u00adke swim\u00adming com\u00adpe\u00adti\u00adti\u00adon, com\u00adplai\u00adned to the jud\u00adges that the other swim\u00admers were using their&nbsp;arms.<\/li>\n<li> <b>August <\/b><br>\n- Told her blon\u00adde fri\u00adend to hur\u00adry when try\u00ading to get into their locked car using a coat han\u00adger becau\u00adse it was start\u00ading to rain and the top was&nbsp;down.<\/li>\n<li> <b>Sep\u00adtem\u00adber <\/b><br>\n- When asked what the capi\u00adtal of Cali\u00adfor\u00adnia was: ans\u00adwe\u00adred \"C\".<\/li>\n<li> <b>Octo\u00adber <\/b><br>\n- Hates M <span class=\"amp\">&amp;<\/span> M's becau\u00adse they are so hard to&nbsp;peel.<\/li>\n<li> <b>Novem\u00adber <\/b><br>\n- Baked a tur\u00adkey for 4&nbsp;days becau\u00adse the ins\u00adtruc\u00adtions said 1&nbsp;hour per pound and she weig\u00adhed&nbsp;120.<\/li>\n<li> <b>Decem\u00adber<\/b><br>\n- Couldn't call 911 becau\u00adse the\u00adre was no \"11\" on any pho\u00adne button.<\/li>\n<\/font><\/ul>\n<hr>\n<p><font size=\"1\">[via John&nbsp;G.]<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Janu\u00adary - Took her new scarf back to the store becau\u00adse it was too tight. Febru\u00adary - Orde\u00adred new dra\u00adpes for her com\u00adpu\u00adter becau\u00adse it had win\u00addows. March - Got exci\u00adted when she finis\u00adhed a jigsaw puz\u00adzle in 6 months becau\u00adse the box said \"2\u22124&nbsp;years.\" April - Was trap\u00adped on an escala\u00adtor for hours&nbsp;when&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":561,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[131],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kaum-zu-glauben"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82369","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/561"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82369"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82369\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}