{"id":82374,"date":"2006-01-11T23:12:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-11T22:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/?p=82374"},"modified":"2006-01-11T23:12:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-11T22:12:00","slug":"nicht-gut-aufeinander-zu-sprechen-1399195","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/nicht-gut-aufeinander-zu-sprechen-1399195\/","title":{"rendered":"Nicht gut aufeinander zu sprechen ...."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"2\">sind Ame\u00adri\u00adka\u00adner und Fran\u00adzo\u00adsen. Des\u00adhalb gibt es auch immer wie\u00adder Wit\u00adze, die 'mal die eine, 'mal die ande\u00adre Sei\u00adte schlecht aus\u00adse\u00adhen lassen&nbsp;....<\/font><br>\n<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>An Ame\u00adri\u00adcan is having break\u00adfast, in Paris, one mor\u00adning (cof\u00adfee, crois\u00adsants, bread, but\u00adter and jam) when a French\u00adman, che\u00adwing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The Ame\u00adri\u00adcan igno\u00adres the French\u00adman who, nevert\u00adhel\u00adess, starts a conversation.<\/p>\n<p>French\u00adman:<br>\n<i>\"You Ame\u00adri\u00adcan folk eat the who\u00adle bread??\"<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Ame\u00adri\u00adcan (in a bad&nbsp;mood):<br>\n<i>\"Of cour\u00adse.\"<\/i><\/p>\n<p>French\u00adman: (after blo\u00adwing a huge bubble)<br>\n<i>\"We don't. In France, we only eat what's insi\u00adde. The crusts we coll\u00adect in a con\u00adtai\u00adner, recy\u00adcle it, trans\u00adform them into crois\u00adsants and sell them to the states.\"&nbsp;<\/i><br>\nThe French\u00adman has a smirk on his&nbsp;face.<\/p>\n<p>The Ame\u00adri\u00adcan listens in silence.<\/p>\n<p>The French\u00adman persists:<br>\n<i>\"Do you eat jel\u00adly with the bread??\"<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Ame\u00adri\u00adcan:<br>\n<i>\"Of cour\u00adse.\"<\/i><\/p>\n<p>French\u00adman (crack\u00ading his bubble-gum bet\u00adween his teeth and chuckling):<br>\n<i>\"We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for break\u00adfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and lef\u00adto\u00advers in con\u00adtai\u00adners, recy\u00adcle them, trans\u00adform them into jam, and sell the jam to the states.\"<\/i><\/p>\n<p>After a moment of silence, the Ame\u00adri\u00adcan then&nbsp;asks:<br>\n<i>\"Do you have sex in France?\"<\/i><\/p>\n<p>French\u00adman:<br>\n<i>\"Why of cour\u00adse we do\"<\/i>, he says with a big smirk.<\/p>\n<p>Ame\u00adri\u00adcan:<br>\n<i>\"And what do you do with the con\u00addoms once you've used&nbsp;them?\"<\/i><\/p>\n<p>French\u00adman:<br>\n<i>\"We throw them away, of course.\"<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Ame\u00adri\u00adcan:<br>\n<i>\"We don't. In Ame\u00adri\u00adca, we put them in a con\u00adtai\u00adner, recy\u00adcle them, melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to France.\"<\/i><br>\n<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><font size=\"1\">[cre\u00addits John&nbsp;G.]<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>sind Ame\u00adri\u00adka\u00adner und Fran\u00adzo\u00adsen. Des\u00adhalb gibt es auch immer wie\u00adder Wit\u00adze, die 'mal die eine, 'mal die ande\u00adre Sei\u00adte schlecht aus\u00adse\u00adhen las\u00adsen&nbsp;.... An Ame\u00adri\u00adcan is having break\u00adfast, in Paris, one mor\u00adning (cof\u00adfee, crois\u00adsants, bread, but\u00adter and jam) when a French\u00adman, che\u00adwing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The Ame\u00adri\u00adcan igno\u00adres the French\u00adman who, nevert\u00adhel\u00adess, starts&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":561,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[201],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82374","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aha"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82374","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/561"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82374"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82374\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82374"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82374"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82374"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}