Harold was an old man. He was sick and in the hospital.
\nThe\u00adre was one young nur\u00adse that just dro\u00adve him crazy.<\/p>\n
Every time she came in, she would talk to him like he was a litt\u00adle child. She would say in a patro\u00adni\u00adzing tone of voice, \"And how are we doing this mor\u00adning, or are we rea\u00addy for a bath, or are we hungry?\"<\/p>\n
Old Harold had had enough of this par\u00adti\u00adcu\u00adlar nur\u00adse. One day, Old Harold had break\u00adfast, pul\u00adled the juice off the tray, and put it on his bed side stand. He had been given a uri\u00adne bot\u00adt\u00adle to fill for testing.<\/p>\n
The juice was apple juice. So you know whe\u00adre the juice went! The nur\u00adse came in a litt\u00adle later, picked up the uri\u00adne bot\u00adt\u00adle and loo\u00adked at it. \"My, but it seems we are a litt\u00adle clou\u00addy today \"<\/p>\n
At this, Old Harold snat\u00adched the bot\u00adt\u00adle out of her hand, pop\u00adped off the top, and drank it down, say\u00ading, \"Well, I'll run it through again. May\u00adbe I can fil\u00adter it bet\u00adter this time.\"<\/p>\n
The nur\u00adse fain\u00adted! Old Harold just smiled!<\/p>\n
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\nDON<\/span>'T MESS<\/span> WITH<\/span> OLD<\/span> PEOPLE<\/span>!<\/p>\n
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