{"id":82402,"date":"2006-01-04T02:26:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-04T01:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/?p=82402"},"modified":"2006-01-04T02:26:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-04T01:26:00","slug":"noch-einer-1359104","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/noch-einer-1359104\/","title":{"rendered":"Noch einer ...."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Donald Rums\u00adfeld is giving Pre\u00adsi\u00addent Bush his dai\u00adly briefing.<br>\nHe con\u00adclu\u00addes by saying:<br>\n<b><i>\"Yester\u00adday, 3 Bra\u00adzi\u00adli\u00adan sol\u00addiers were kil\u00adled in&nbsp;Iraq.\"<\/i><\/b><br>\n<b><br>\n\"<i><span class=\"caps\">OH<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">NO<\/span>!\" <\/i><\/b><br>\nthe Pre\u00adsi\u00addent exclaims.<br>\n<b><i>\"That's ter\u00adri\u00adble!\"<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p>His staff sits stun\u00adned at this dis\u00adplay of emotion,<br>\nner\u00advous\u00adly watching as the pre\u00adsi\u00addent&nbsp;sits,<br>\nhead in hands.<\/p>\n<p>Final\u00adly, the Pre\u00adsi\u00addent looks up and&nbsp;asks..........<br>\n<b><i>''How many is a brazillion&nbsp;??!\"<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Donald Rums\u00adfeld is giving Pre\u00adsi\u00addent Bush his dai\u00adly brie\u00adfing. He con\u00adclu\u00addes by say\u00ading: \"Yester\u00adday, 3 Bra\u00adzi\u00adli\u00adan sol\u00addiers were kil\u00adled in&nbsp;Iraq.\" \"<span class=\"caps\">OH<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">NO<\/span>!\" the Pre\u00adsi\u00addent exclaims. \"That's ter\u00adri\u00adble!\" His staff sits stun\u00adned at this dis\u00adplay of emo\u00adti\u00adon, ner\u00advous\u00adly watching as the pre\u00adsi\u00addent&nbsp;sits, head in hands. Final\u00adly, the Pre\u00adsi\u00addent looks up and&nbsp;asks.......... ''How many is a brazillion&nbsp;??!\"<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":561,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[201],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aha"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/561"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82402"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82402\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}