{"id":82403,"date":"2006-01-03T05:04:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-03T04:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/?p=82403"},"modified":"2006-01-03T05:04:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-03T04:04:00","slug":"ein-freund-1354376","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/ein-freund-1354376\/","title":{"rendered":"Ein Freund ...."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>aus <span class=\"caps\">USA<\/span> schickt mit fol\u00adgen\u00adden \"Witz\" - mit der Bemerkung<br>\n<i>\" .. Here's one that expres\u00adses some of my endu\u00adring feelings.&nbsp;..&nbsp;\"<\/i><\/p>\n<p>A dri\u00adver is stuck in a traf\u00adfic jam on the highway.<br>\nNot\u00adhing is moving.<br>\nSud\u00adden\u00adly a man knocks on the window.<br>\nThe dri\u00adver rolls down his win\u00addow and&nbsp;asks,<br>\n<i><b>\"What hap\u00adpen\u00aded?\"<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<p><i><b><span class=\"dquo\">\"<\/span>Ter\u00adro\u00adrists kid\u00adnap\u00adped Pre\u00adsi\u00addent Bush and are asking for a $10 bil\u00adli\u00adon ran\u00adsom. Other\u00adwi\u00adse they are going to dou\u00adse him with gaso\u00adli\u00adne and set him on&nbsp;fire.<br>\nWe are going from car to car taking up a collection.\"<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<p>The dri\u00adver&nbsp;asks,<br>\n<i><b>\"How much is ever\u00adyo\u00adne giving on average?\"<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<p><i><b><span class=\"dquo\">\"<\/span>About a gallon.\"<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>aus <span class=\"caps\">USA<\/span> schickt mit fol\u00adgen\u00adden \"Witz\" - mit der Bemer\u00adkung \" .. Here's one that expres\u00adses some of my endu\u00adring fee\u00adlings.&nbsp;..&nbsp;\" A dri\u00adver is stuck in a traf\u00adfic jam on the high\u00adway. Not\u00adhing is moving. Sud\u00adden\u00adly a man knocks on the win\u00addow. The dri\u00adver rolls down his win\u00addow and&nbsp;asks, \"What hap\u00adpen\u00aded?\" \"Ter\u00adro\u00adrists kid\u00adnap\u00adped Pre\u00adsi\u00addent&nbsp;Bush&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":561,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[201],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aha"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82403","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/561"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82403"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82403\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}