A devout Mus\u00adlim ente\u00adred a black cab in Lon\u00addon. He curt\u00adly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio becau\u00adse as decreed by his reli\u00adgious tea\u00adching, he must not listen to music becau\u00adse in the time of the pro\u00adphet the\u00adre was no music, espe\u00adci\u00adal\u00adly Western music - which is the music of the infidel.
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\nThe cab dri\u00adver poli\u00adte\u00adly swit\u00adched off the radio, stop\u00adped the cab and ope\u00adned the door. The Mus\u00adlim asked him:
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\n \"What are you doing?\"<\/i>
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\nThe cabbie answered:
\n
\n \"In the time of the pro\u00adphet the\u00adre were no taxis,
\nso piss off and wait for a camel!\"<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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