{"id":82741,"date":"2012-12-09T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-12-08T23:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/?p=82741"},"modified":"2012-12-09T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2012-12-08T23:02:00","slug":"for-sale-219051673","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/for-sale-219051673\/","title":{"rendered":"FOR SALE ...."},"content":{"rendered":"
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DOG<\/span> FOR<\/span> SALE<\/span> :
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A guy is dri\u00adving around the back woods of Mon\u00adta\u00adna and he sees a sign in front of a bro\u00adken down shan\u00adty-style house:
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'Tal\u00adking Dog For Sale'<\/b><\/center>
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\nHe rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the back\u00adyard. The guy goes into the back\u00adyard and sees a nice loo\u00adking Labra\u00addor retrie\u00adver sit\u00adting there.\n

'<\/span>You talk?'<\/i> he asks.<\/p>\n

'<\/span>Yep,'<\/i> the Lab replies.<\/p>\n

After the guy reco\u00advers from the shock of hea\u00adring a dog talk, he says
\n'So, what's your story?' <\/i><\/p>\n

The Lab looks up and says,
\n'Well, I dis\u00adco\u00adver\u00aded that I could talk when I was pret\u00adty young. I wan\u00adted to help the govern\u00adment, so... I told the CIA<\/span>. <\/i>\"Symbolbild\"In no time at all they had me jet\u00adting from coun\u00adtry to coun\u00adtry, sit\u00adting in rooms with spies and world lea\u00adders, becau\u00adse no one figu\u00adred a dog would be eavesdropping.'<\/i><\/p>\n

'<\/span>I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years run\u00adning... But the jet\u00adting around real\u00adly tired me out, and I knew I wasn't get\u00adting any youn\u00adger so I deci\u00added to sett\u00adle down.<\/p>\n

I signed up for a job at the air\u00adport to do some under\u00adco\u00adver secu\u00adri\u00adty, wan\u00adde\u00adring near sus\u00adpi\u00adcious cha\u00adrac\u00adters and listening in. I unco\u00adver\u00aded some incre\u00addi\u00adble dealings and was award\u00aded a batch of medals.<\/p>\n

I got mar\u00adried, had a mess of pup\u00adpies, and now I'm just retired.' <\/p>\n

The guy is amazed.
\nHe goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.<\/p>\n

'<\/span>Ten dol\u00adlars,'<\/i> the guy says.<\/p>\n

'<\/span>Ten dol\u00adlars? This dog is amazing!
\nWhy on earth are you sel\u00adling him so cheap?'<\/i><\/p>\n

'<\/span>Becau\u00adse he's a big Bullshitter.
\nThe damn dog's never been out of the yard' <\/i>
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\n[Via e-mail by JJ<\/span>, Washing\u00adton; Thanks John!]
\n<\/font>=> DAS<\/span><\/a> pa\u00dft zum Thema ....\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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