The dis\u00adhes on the flo\u00ador with the paw prints are yours and con\u00adtain your food. The other dis\u00adhes are mine and con\u00adtain my food. Pla\u00adcing a paw print in the midd\u00adle of my pla\u00adte does not mean that is sud\u00adden\u00adly your food, nor do I find that aes\u00adthe\u00adti\u00adcal\u00adly plea\u00adsing in the slightest.<\/p>\n
The stair\u00adway was not desi\u00adgned by NASCAR<\/span> and is not a race\u00adtrack. Racing me to the top of the stairs is not the object. Trip\u00adping me doesn't help becau\u00adse I fall faster than you can run.<\/p>\n I can\u00adnot buy anything big\u00adger than a king sized bed. I am very sor\u00adry about this. Do not think I will con\u00adti\u00adn\u00adue slee\u00adping on the couch to ensu\u00adre your com\u00adfort. Dogs and cats can actual\u00adly curl up in a ball when they sleep.<\/p>\n It is not neces\u00adsa\u00adry to sleep per\u00adpen\u00addi\u00adcu\u00adlar to each other, stret\u00adched out to the ful\u00adlest ext\u00adent pos\u00adsi\u00adble. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having ton\u00adgues han\u00adging out on the other end to maxi\u00admi\u00adze space that you are taking up, is not\u00adhing but sarcasm.<\/p>\n For the last time, the\u00adre is no secret exit from the bath\u00adroom! If, by some mira\u00adcle, I beat you the\u00adre and mana\u00adge to get the door shut, it is not neces\u00adsa\u00adry to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I ente\u00adred. Also, I have been using the bath\u00adroom for years - canine\/feline atten\u00addance is not required.<\/p>\n The pro\u00adper order for kis\u00adsing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. Licking your own butt befo\u00adre kis\u00adsing me, is not required......I can\u00adnot stress this enough.<\/p>\n [Thanks John J., WA<\/span>, for sen\u00adding this; I use an abbre\u00advia\u00adted ver\u00adsi\u00adon here.] The dis\u00adhes on the flo\u00ador with the paw prints are yours and con\u00adtain your food. The other dis\u00adhes are mine and con\u00adtain my food. Pla\u00adcing a paw print in the midd\u00adle of my pla\u00adte does not mean that is sud\u00adden\u00adly your food, nor do I find that aes\u00adthe\u00adti\u00adcal\u00adly plea\u00adsing in the sligh\u00adtest. The stair\u00adway was [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":561,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1011],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82948","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tier-mensch"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82948","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/561"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82948"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82948\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82948"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82948"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82948"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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