{"id":83072,"date":"2012-03-02T15:23:00","date_gmt":"2012-03-02T14:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/?p=83072"},"modified":"2012-03-02T15:23:00","modified_gmt":"2012-03-02T14:23:00","slug":"eggs-milk-75221474","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/eggs-milk-75221474\/","title":{"rendered":"Eggs &#038; Milk ...."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is a sto\u00adry which is per\u00adfect\u00adly logi\u00adcal to all males - and total\u00adly unconceiva\u00adble to all females:<\/p>\n<p>A wife asks her husband,<br>\n<i>\"Could you plea\u00adse go shop\u00adping for me and buy one car\u00adton of milk, and if they have eggs, get&nbsp;six.\"<\/i><\/p>\n<p>A short time later the hus\u00adband comes back with six car\u00adtons of milk. The wife asks&nbsp;him,<br>\n<i>\"Why did you buy six car\u00adtons of&nbsp;milk?\"<\/i><\/p>\n<p>He replied,<br>\n<i>\"They had&nbsp;eggs.\"<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is a sto\u00adry which is per\u00adfect\u00adly logi\u00adcal to all males - and total\u00adly unconceiva\u00adble to all fema\u00adles: A wife asks her hus\u00adband, \"Could you plea\u00adse go shop\u00adping for me and buy one car\u00adton of milk, and if they have eggs, get&nbsp;six.\" A short time later the hus\u00adband comes back with six car\u00adtons of&nbsp;milk.&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":561,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5565],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-83072","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alltag"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83072","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/561"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=83072"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83072\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=83072"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=83072"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=83072"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}