A first-gra\u00adde tea\u00adcher, Ms Brooks, was having trou\u00adble with one of her stu\u00addents. The tea\u00adcher asked,
\n'Har\u00adry, what's your problem?' <\/i><\/p>\n
Har\u00adry answered, Ms Brooks had enough. She took Har\u00adry to the principal's office.<\/p>\n While Har\u00adry wai\u00adted in the outer office, the tea\u00adcher explai\u00adned to the prin\u00adci\u00adpal what the situa\u00adti\u00adon was. The prin\u00adci\u00adpal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he fai\u00adled to ans\u00adwer any of his que\u00adsti\u00adons he was to go back to the 1st<\/sup> gra\u00adde and behave. She agreed..<\/p>\n Har\u00adry was brought in and the con\u00addi\u00adti\u00adons were explai\u00adned to him and he agreed to take the test.<\/p>\n Prin\u00adci\u00adpal: Har\u00adry: Prin\u00adci\u00adpal: Har\u00adry: And so it went with every que\u00adsti\u00adon the prin\u00adci\u00adpal thought a 3rd<\/sup> gra\u00adder should know.<\/p>\n The prin\u00adci\u00adpal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, Ms Brooks says to the principal, The prin\u00adci\u00adpal and Har\u00adry both agreed.<\/p>\n Ms Brooks asks, Ms Brooks: The prin\u00adci\u00adpal won\u00adde\u00adred why would she ask such a question!<\/p>\n Har\u00adry replied: Ms Brooks: Har\u00adry: The prin\u00adci\u00adpal sat for\u00adward with his mouth han\u00adging open.<\/p>\n Ms Brooks: The principal's eyes ope\u00adned real\u00adly wide and befo\u00adre he could stop the ans\u00adwer, Har\u00adry replied, Ms Brooks: Har\u00adry: The prin\u00adci\u00adpal was trembling.<\/p>\n Ms Brooks: Har\u00adry: The prin\u00adci\u00adpal brea\u00adthed a sigh of reli\u00adef and told the teacher, [Die\u00adse klei\u00adne Geschich\u00adte bekam ich von einem Freund aus U.S.A. zugesandt.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A first-gra\u00ad\u00adde tea\u00adcher, Ms Brooks, was having trou\u00adble with one of her stu\u00addents. The tea\u00adcher asked, 'Har\u00adry, what's your pro\u00adblem?' Har\u00adry ans\u00adwe\u00adred, 'I'm too smart for the 1st<\/sup> gra\u00adde. My sister is in the 3rd<\/sup> gra\u00adde and I'm smar\u00adter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd<\/sup> gra\u00adde too!' Ms Brooks had enough. [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":561,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5570],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-83249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-unglaublich-aber-wahr"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83249","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/561"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=83249"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83249\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=83249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=83249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.re-actio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=83249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n'I'm too smart for the 1st<\/sup> gra\u00adde. My sister is in the 3rd<\/sup> gra\u00adde and I'm smar\u00adter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd<\/sup> gra\u00adde too!'<\/i><\/p>\n
\n'What is 3 x 3?'<\/i><\/p>\n
\n'9.'<\/i><\/p>\n
\n'What is 6 x 6?' <\/i><\/p>\n
\n'36.'<\/i><\/p>\n
\n'I think Har\u00adry can go to the 3rd<\/sup> grade.' <\/i><\/p>\n
\n'Let me ask him some questions..'<\/i><\/p>\n
\n'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?'
\n<\/i>
\nHar\u00adry, after a moment:
\n'Legs.' <\/i><\/p>\n
\n'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'<\/i><\/p>\n
\n'Pockets.' <\/i><\/p>\n
\n'What does a dog do that a man steps into?' <\/i><\/p>\n
\n'Pants.' <\/i><\/p>\n
\n'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?'<\/i><\/p>\n
\n'Bubble gum.'<\/i><\/p>\n
\n'What does a man do stan\u00adding up, a woman does sit\u00adting down and a dog does on three legs?' <\/i><\/p>\n
\n'Shake hands.'<\/i><\/p>\n
\n'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'<\/i><\/p>\n
\n'Fire\u00adtruck.' <\/i><\/p>\n
\n'Put Har\u00adry in the fifth-gra\u00adde, I got the last seven que\u00adsti\u00adons wrong...'<\/i><\/p>\n