Tom, a handsome dude ....

Tom, a hand­so­me dude, wal­ked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to this blon­de at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10:00 o'clock news was on. The news crew was cove­ring a sto­ry of a man on a ledge of a lar­ge buil­ding pre­pa­ring to jump.
The blon­de loo­ked at Tom and said,
"Do you think he'll jump?"
Tom says,
"You know, I bet he'll jump.
The blon­de replied,
"Well, I bet he won't."
Tom pla­ced a $20 bill on the bar and said,
"You're on!"
Just as the blon­de pla­ced her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the buil­ding, plum­me­ting to his death. The blon­de was very upset and han­ded her $20 to Tom, saying,
"Fair's fair. Here's your money.
Tom replied,
"I can't take your money, I saw this ear­lier on the 5 o'clock news and so I knew he would jump.

==> HERE COMES THE BLONDE PART!!

The blon­de replies,
"I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Tom took the money ....

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