Ein "Frauen-Witz" ....

wie er mir von einem Freund aus USA geschickt wurde:

A woman was sit­ting at a bar enjoy­ing an after work
>> cock­tail with her girl­fri­ends when an exceptionally
>> tall, hand­so­me, extre­me­ly sexy midd­le-aged man
>> ente­red. He was so striking that the woman could not
>> take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed
>> her over­ly atten­ti­ve sta­re and wal­ked direct­ly toward
>> her. (As all men will.)
>> Befo­re she could offer her apo­lo­gies for so rudely
>> sta­ring, he lea­ned over and whispe­red to her, "I'll do
>> anything, abso­lut­e­ly anything, that you want me to do,
>> no mat­ter how kin­ky, for $20.00......on one
>> condition."
>>
>> Flab­ber­ga­sted, the woman asked what the con­di­ti­on was.
>> The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want
>> me to do in just three words."
>>
>> The woman con­side­red his pro­po­si­ti­on for a moment, and
>> then slow­ly remo­ved a $20 bill from her pur­se, which
>> she pres­sed into the man's hand along with her
>> address.
>>
>> She loo­ked deep­ly into his eyes
>> and slow­ly and meaningful­ly said....
>>
>> "Clean my house."