A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband at the New Husband store, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:
- "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!" There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
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On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads:
- Floor 1
- These men have jobs. - Floor 2
- These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. - Floor 3
- These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking. - Floor 4
- These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework. - Floor 5
- These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak. - Floor 6
- You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store .
The 2nd floor sign reads:
The 3rd floor sign reads:
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
- Floor 1
- To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street. A sign at the entrance reads:
"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!" There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!- The 1st floor has wives that love sex.
- The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
- The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited ...
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Bitte als das nehmen was es ist:
Ein Witz!
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa.
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet,
a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand,
and softly said,
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Bitte als das nehmen was es ist:
Ein Witz!