POLITICALLY CORRECT: HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN ....

1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK"
   - she is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 
2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER"
   - she is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE." 
3. She is not "EASY"
   - she is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 
4. She has not "BEEN AROUND"
   - she is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 
5. She is not an "AIRHEAD"
   - she is "REALITY IMPAIRED." 
6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER"
   - she is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." 
7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY"
   - she gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED" 
8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS"
   - she is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED." 
9. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS"
   - she is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR." 
10. She does not "NAG" you
    - she beco­mes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 
11. She is not a "TRAMP"
    - she is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED." 

[via John G.]]