Tech support:
"Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer:
I don't have a P.
Tech support:
On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer:
What do you mean?
Tech support:
"P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer:
I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!
["to pee" = (umgangssprachlich) "pinkeln"]
Noch einer:
Tech support:
How may! I help you?
Customer:
I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support:
OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer:
Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?
ich sach jetzt nicht wie lange ich neulich brauchte, um auf einem dämlichen mac das @-zeichen zu finden *grummel*
Ich sach da nix zu .... (ähem) .... dafür noch einen ....
Customer:
I have a huge problem.
A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer,
but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!