Wortspiele ....

  1. I won­de­red why the base­ball was get­ting big­ger. Then it hit me.
  2. Poli­ce were cal­led to a day­ca­re whe­re a three-year-old was resi­sting a rest.
  3. Did you hear about the guy who­se who­le left side was cut off? He's all right now.
  4. To wri­te with a bro­ken pen­cil is pointless.
  5. The short for­tu­ne tel­ler who escaped from pri­son was a small medi­um at large.
  6. A thief who sto­le a calen­dar got twel­ve months.
  7. When the smog lifts in Los Ange­les , U.C.L.A.