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nach Ende der Ber­gungs­ar­bei­ten in Bad Rei­chen­hall hat nun der israe­li­sche Mini­ster­prä­si­dent einen Schlag­an­fall erlit­ten um den Zei­tungs­schrei­bern die Mög­lich­keit zu geben ihre Head­lines zu fül­len. Ob wid­ri­gen­falls die Vogel­grip­pe erneut hät­te her­hal­ten müssen?

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Harold was an old man. He was sick and in the hospital.
The­re was one young nur­se that just dro­ve him crazy.

Every time she came in, she would talk to him like he was a litt­le child. She would say in a patro­ni­zing tone of voice, "And how are we doing this mor­ning, or are we rea­dy for a bath, or are we hungry?"

Old Harold had had enough of this par­ti­cu­lar nur­se. One day, Old Harold had break­fast, pul­led the juice off the tray, and put it on his bed side stand. He had been given a uri­ne bot­t­le to fill for testing.

The juice was apple juice. So you know whe­re the juice went! The nur­se came in a litt­le later, picked up the uri­ne bot­t­le and loo­ked at it. "My, but it seems we are a litt­le clou­dy today "

At this, Old Harold snat­ched the bot­t­le out of her hand, pop­ped off the top, and drank it down, say­ing, "Well, I'll run it through again. May­be I can fil­ter it bet­ter this time."

The nur­se fain­ted! Old Harold just smiled!

So remem­ber:
DON'T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE!

[via John G.]