If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can get going without pep pills,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining
and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day
and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when you're loved,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can ignore a friend's limited education
and never correct him,
If you can resist treating a rich friend better
than a poor friend,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
....then you most probably are:
The Family Dog!
© John G.
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