It's called perspective ....

Three women die tog­e­ther in an acci­dent and go to heaven.
When they get the­re, St. Peter says,
"We only have one rule here in hea­ven: don't step on the ducks!"
So they enter hea­ven, and sure enough, the­re are ducks all over the place. It is almost impos­si­ble not to step on a duck, and alt­hough they try their best to avo­id them, the first woman acci­den­tal­ly steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them tog­e­ther and says,
"Your punish­ment for step­ping on a duck is to spend eter­ni­ty chai­ned to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman steps acci­den­tal­ly on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is ano­ther extre­me­ly ugly man. He chains them tog­e­ther with the same admo­nish­ment as for the first woman.

The third woman has obser­ved all this and, not wan­ting to be chai­ned for all eter­ni­ty to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful whe­re she steps. She mana­ges to go months wit­hout step­ping on any ducks. One day St. Peter comes up to her with the most hand­so­me man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelas­hes, mus­cu­lar, and thin. St. Peter chains them tog­e­ther wit­hout say­ing a word.

The hap­py woman says,
"I won­der what I did to deser­ve being chai­ned to you for all of eternity?"

The guy replies,
"I don't know about you, but I step­ped on a duck!

[cre­dits: John G.]

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